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Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush. — Karl Pilkington

You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go. — Karl Pilkington

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot ... — Karl Pilkington

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. — Karl Pilkington

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it. — Karl Pilkington

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. — Karl Pilkington

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. — Karl Pilkington

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good. — Karl Pilkington

Every step starts with a step. — Karl Pilkington

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous. — Karl Pilkington

I saw a bee have a heart attack ... — Karl Pilkington

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? — Karl Pilkington

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years. — Karl Pilkington

I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it. — Karl Pilkington

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it ... they might as well say "shite gateau — Karl Pilkington

the bus was running late, but in truth this was no surprise. Delhi probably got its name from the word 'delay'. — Karl Pilkington

At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf. — Karl Pilkington

We're just a weed in the universe — Karl Pilkington

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. — Karl Pilkington

Your dreams should never be better than your real life — Karl Pilkington

A dog has got human eyes. — Karl Pilkington

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly — Karl Pilkington

They're limited edition,' she said. 'Listen,' I said 'they're not limited enough. These shouldn't have been made at all. — Karl Pilkington

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. — Karl Pilkington

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out. — Karl Pilkington

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. — Karl Pilkington

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle. — Karl Pilkington

I came up with a good idea ... see-through skin. — Karl Pilkington

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. — Karl Pilkington