Kansas Quotes
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Kansas Quotes & Sayings
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August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.
— Ichiro Suzuki
We're not in Fairyland! We're in Kansas!
— Sarah Zettel
No matter where you go, no matter where you live, a Kansas fan is a Kansas fan: implacable, insufferable and perfectly happy to stay that way.
— Paul Shirley
Coach Hedge yelled,"Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!"
"Holy Hephaestus," Leo muttered. "He really needs to work on his shipspeak. — Rick Riordan
"Holy Hephaestus," Leo muttered. "He really needs to work on his shipspeak. — Rick Riordan
I began to see during the civil war, in that part of the states of Missouri and Kansas where the doctors were shut out, the children did not die.
— Andrew Taylor Still
Roger: "God, I've been wanting to do that for a long time."
Amy: "Really"
Roger: "Oh yes. Since Kansas. At least. — Morgan Matson
Amy: "Really"
Roger: "Oh yes. Since Kansas. At least. — Morgan Matson
I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City.
— Roger Maris
Where else but in America could a schoolteacher from Kansas City end up the governor of her adopted state?
— Jane D. Hull
it's hard to find time to think about Kansas.
— Marilynne Robinson
I feel so fortunate to have grown up in a town like Kansas City that has such a vibrant theater community.
— Katherine McNamara
We the People - shelling the Vietcong
— Allen Ginsberg
Man, there's a lot of pressure when you put on that Kansas uniform with the high expectations everyone has.
— Paul Pierce
The year after I graduated from high school, they came to shoot 'Mr. and Mrs. Bridge' in Kansas City.
— Jason Wiles
If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.
— John Kruk
I feel like Dorothy, back in Kansas, a black-and-white girl in a black-and-white world, with memories in color.
— Kristin Hannah
You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.
— Kaje Harper
You learn just by trying and experimenting. By the time I was 14, I had my own comic strip in the Kansas City paper.
— Mort Walker
Kansas City Lightning succeeds as few biographies of jazz musicians have ... This book is a magnificent achievement; I could hardly put it down.
— Henry Louis Gates
When I was poor living in a garage in Kansas I began to draw the mice that scampered over my desk. That is how Mickey Mouse was born.
— Walt Disney
Nothing is eternally stable, and even Kansas isn't really in Kansas anymore. The earth is in a constant state of flux.
— Simon Winchester
The village of Holcomb stands on the high wheat plains of western Kansas, a lonesome area that other Kansans call out there.
— Truman Capote
War is a farmer's son from Kansas trying to kill a factory worker's son from Berlin, with neither of them knowing why.
— Randall Wallace
I went to college at the University of Kansas, where I got a degree in political science.
— Sara Paretsky
I'm as corny as Kansas in August.
— Oscar Hammerstein II
Although I grew up in London, I spent summers in Missouri, where my dad lived. It's quite a liberal town, Kansas City. You'd be surprised.
— Hayley Atwell
And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.
— Anthony Bourdain
Just east of Lawrence, Kansas, if that means anything to you. It means nothing to me.
— Karina Halle
My understanding is that Kansas, Massachusetts, they've been more pioneers on the special education side.
— Margaret Spellings
I credit Kansas City with my work ethic and learning from the amazing artists that are in that town.
— Katherine McNamara
Kansas is very religious, very Republican, and very straight-laced. I needed to get away from that.
— Colton Haynes
What's the total area, in square miles, of the state of Kansas?" he whispered. "Um, around 82,200; why?
— John Green
Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
— L. Frank Baum
If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would ... but its just impossible to get to everyone.
— Dante Hall
You always had it in you to create miracles, but you forgot that it required you to do the opposite of what you are doing now.
— Shannon L. Alder
In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed
— Barack Obama
I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS?
— Charlaine Harris
I was raised all over. Kansas, Hawaii, Georgia, Texas and Kentucky, by the time I was 11.
— Jeri Ryan
I am a gay, Christian, farm girl from Kansas who sang Country Music and I did the very best I could do
to know God and to share God. — Chely Wright
to know God and to share God. — Chely Wright
Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.
— W. Bruce Cameron
When I think of Kansas, I think of family.
— Trai Byers
Ad astra per aspera. It's the Kansas state motto," he said to Roger and me, "To the stars through adversity
— Morgan Matson
Other than an apparant Underworld gate, I had no idea what was in Kansas. Hay bales? Dorothy?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
— Jack Paar
A few hours' ride brought us to the banks of the river Kansas.
— Francis Parkman
I worked at a hospital for a week. And at a golf course when I was in college at Kansas for about a week. The tips weren't good so I quit.
— Paul Pierce
Early on the next morning we reached Kansas, about five hundred miles from the mouth of the Missouri.
— Francis Parkman
I have an affinity for Africa, especially East Africa, and Kansas looks very much like that.
— Bill Kurtis
I felt laden. Air itself has weight and mass, and Kansas had the most air of anywhere I'd ever been.
— Leif Enger
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
— Jerry Coleman
Manhattan is a small town. It has to be. Only half a dozen places in Kansas are anything else.
— Raymond Chandler
If I didn't ever model? I would be back in Kansas. I would probably end up being a pastry chef. My grandma taught me how to make a pie.
— Lindsey Wixson
When I write, I aim in my mind not toward New York but toward a vague spot a little to the east of Kansas.
— John Updike
— John Updike
Tom Jr. was steeped in Free Soil politics and was now chief justice of the Kansas State Supreme Court.
— Robert L. O'Connell
Nebraska's like Kansas. But in color.
— Rainbow Rowell
field in Kansas. Forever." "Harsh," I said.
— Rick Riordan
Further south, there are some airports, but none our size. Our airport is the gateway to the southern Kansas City.
— James Green
Kansas City, that's like in Kansas, right?" I ask. "Missouri," Frank and Dad both correct.
— Julie Cross
I was able to work with the best musicians in Kansas City starting when I was really young.
— Pat Metheny
I believe we all agree that, for the health of Kansas, nothing is more important than education.
— Kathleen Sebelius
I was governor of Kansas when Mitt Romney was governor of Massachusetts.
— Kathleen Sebelius
Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City.
— Oscar Hammerstein II
It was my first time in Kansas City. In about two or three days I had a gig at a place called The Monroe Inn.
— Jay McShann
From the time I won the Kansas City Match Play championship at age 14, I never wanted to be anything but a golfer.
— Tom Watson
In Kansas I have a chess school.
— Anatoly Karpov
I really like Kansas City Royals stadium - Kauffman Stadium.
— Bert Blyleven
That's Kansas. Or Missouri. One of those corn states.
— Julia London
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto,
— Peter Lerangis
Salvation Amy from Flat Hill, Kansas. Just a trailer-park girl with a bunch of stupid dreams that would never come true.
— Danielle Paige
There is nothing like the plumbing fixtures to remind you that you're not in Kansas anymore. By
— Scott Turow
There's no place to act in Kansas. You're supressed.
— Shirley Knight
We actually had a Kansa band softball team.
— Phil Ehart
You do not cut a check in the state of Kansas to John Doe, executioner. The executioner is paid in cash so there's no trail to him
— George Plimpton
We [ The Kansas]'re somewhat hard-pressed at this time to imagine any bands that'll be around 40 years from now (and that's our personal opinion).
— Phil Ehart
It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.
— Calvin Trillin
I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."
Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird. — Rick Riordan
Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird. — Rick Riordan
Being used now, in order to force slavery on to Kansas; for it cannot be done in any other way. [Sensation.] The
— Abraham Lincoln
People have said to me 'I hope you won't let happen in Washington what is happening in Kansas.'
— Dennis Moore
Um ,sorry. I cant read the last line."
"Fish. Have you stolen any fish from the holy lakes?"
"I lived in Kansas..So ..no — Rick Riordan
"Fish. Have you stolen any fish from the holy lakes?"
"I lived in Kansas..So ..no — Rick Riordan
I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.
— Eric Stonestreet
If I were attorney general in Kansas in 1953, I would not have defended a Kansas statute that put in place separate-but-equal facilities.
— Eric Holder
Never underestimate a girl from Kansas,
— Danielle Paige