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Hey, a disclaimer about me: I'm rude.
— Mindy Kaling
Some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don't hate themselves. (P.221)
— Mindy Kaling
Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry.
— Mindy Kaling
Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered
— Mindy Kaling
Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.
— Mindy Kaling
It wasn't until later that I realized Paul's quietness was a result of his confidence. He didn't need to shout to be heard.
— Mindy Kaling
It doesn't help for you to name a character's first name be Mindy and then be like, "I'm nothing like the character."
— Mindy Kaling
Will (now renamed "Trouble Don't Pick Up" in my phone) came to L.A. with the president and asked me to dinner.
— Mindy Kaling
Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.
— Mindy Kaling
Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands!
— Mindy Kaling
Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.
— Mindy Kaling
I hate gowns. It's a rare gown indeed that is cool. Most are elegant or whatever, a quality I don't put a big premium on.
— Mindy Kaling
The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change.
— Mindy Kaling
Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn't have a cell phone.
— Mindy Kaling
I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.
— Mindy Kaling
I love you, Mindy! Mindy, look at me, believe me!""I don't?
"Why????"
"Because you love me until you don't. — Mindy Kaling
My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life.
— Mindy Kaling
Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.
— Mindy Kaling
Haters are just more people paying attention to you.
— Mindy Kaling
When you're that low on the totem pole, you sometimes think you're so unimportant that no one can hear you.
— Mindy Kaling
Sports movies had brainwashed me into the belief that when the chips are down the most, that is when success is the most inevitable.
— Mindy Kaling
Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.
— Mindy Kaling
I would love to have Snoop Dogg waiting in my office in a cupcake-print suit to tell all my problems to. Wouldn't we all?
— Mindy Kaling
I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.
— Mindy Kaling
I got a text. It was Will, on Air Force One, about to take off back to Washington: I should've kissed you. That's on me.
— Mindy Kaling
Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.
— Mindy Kaling
My dad is a very snappy dresser; he gets all his stuff tailored. He's an architect, so he's a little more artistically minded.
— Mindy Kaling
I am an incredibly impatient person.
— Mindy Kaling
What's so wrong with effort, anyway? It means you care.
— Mindy Kaling
Learning about new hot sauces is the least expensive way to improve my quality of life.
— Mindy Kaling
I really ought to send him some money, but, honestly, he doesn't need it. He has that sweet Despicable Me money.
— Mindy Kaling
I want you to picture me as a cute little anime character that popped out from behind a mushroom or something and landed in Hollywood.
— Mindy Kaling
That's the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.
— Mindy Kaling
Remember, this was back in the '90s, before the only way to be a cool teenager was to have a baby or a reality show (or both).
— Mindy Kaling
I've worked in television for 10 years straight. If I were a man, it wouldn't be considered strange [to have confidence] at all.
— Mindy Kaling
Skinny foodie, get away from me.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.
— Mindy Kaling
There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.
— Mindy Kaling
I knew the truth, which is if someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. That
— Mindy Kaling
I guess I'm the kind of person who likes to be part of something so much that I won't care if the something is bad.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am.
— Mindy Kaling
Who is this invisible antiterrorist? It's me, Mindy Kaling. I was hiding behind Cee Lo's fur coat, and no one saw me.
— Mindy Kaling
Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.
— Mindy Kaling
That's why every doctor on TV is a drug addict, a sociopath, or just plain mega-rude. Doctors can do anything they want!
— Mindy Kaling
I know many friends who loved their sororities. I wasn't traumatized. I was just bored.
— Mindy Kaling
Every kid wants approval, but my desire to be well liked was central to my personality.
— Mindy Kaling
Cause that's all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis.
— Mindy Kaling
They gave you that trophy so you wouldn't feel bad, not because you deserved it. You should know the difference.
— Mindy Kaling
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
— Mindy Kaling
Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.
— Mindy Kaling
Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white.
— Mindy Kaling
I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time.
— Mindy Kaling
I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I'm at in comparison.
— Mindy Kaling
I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.
— Mindy Kaling
I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints.
— Mindy Kaling
I got to see my friend B. J. Novak daily, which, when we weren't fighting, was the absolute best.
— Mindy Kaling
If my childhood, teens, and twenties were about wanting people to like me, now I want people to know me. So,
— Mindy Kaling
The truth is, it's hard to get people to like you, but it's even harder to keep people liking you.
— Mindy Kaling
