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Children and fools always speak the truth. — Mark Twain

I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. — Mark Twain

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words — Shania Twain

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul. — Mark Twain

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. — Mark Twain

Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it. — Mark Twain

The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone — Mark Twain

My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got. — Mark Twain

He was not the Model Boy of the village. He knew the model boy very well though - and loathed him. — Mark Twain

Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure. — Mark Twain

Do one thing every day you don't want to do. — Mark Twain

When everything goes without a hitch, where's the challenge, the opportunity to find out what you're made of? — Shania Twain

Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them. — Mark Twain

It's not what you don't know that kills you, it's what you know for sure that ain't true. — Mark Twain

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side. — Mark Twain

The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible. — Mark Twain

I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true. — Mark Twain

One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge. — Mark Twain

I should have been glad to acquire some sort of idea of Hindu theology, ... but the difficulties were too great. — Mark Twain

Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction. — Mark Twain

Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the proudest moment of his life. — Mark Twain

Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased. — Mark Twain

[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology. — Mark Twain

It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head. — Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places. — Mark Twain

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. — Mark Twain

The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. — Mark Twain

The more I know about people, the better I like my dogs. — Mark Twain

Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has. — Mark Twain