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K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Children and fools always speak the truth.

Children and fools always speak the truth. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: I've had a lot of worries in my

I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Shania Twain: A friend is someone who knows the song

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words — Shania Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Be careless in your dress if you will,

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Do not tell fish stories where the people

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Hero: Person in a book who does things

Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for

The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: My father was an amazing man. The older

My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: He was not the Model Boy of the

He was not the Model Boy of the village. He knew the model boy very well though - and loathed him. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt

Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Do one thing every day you don't want

Do one thing every day you don't want to do. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Shania Twain: When everything goes without a hitch, where's the

When everything goes without a hitch, where's the challenge, the opportunity to find out what you're made of? — Shania Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows

Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: It's not what you don't know that kills

It's not what you don't know that kills you, it's what you know for sure that ain't true. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: The only difference between reality and fiction is

The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: I've seen many troubles in my time, only

I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: One may make their house a palace of

One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: I should have been glad to acquire some

I should have been glad to acquire some sort of idea of Hindu theology, ... but the difficulties were too great. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Demagoguea vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Those who say truth is stranger than fiction

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the

Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the proudest moment of his life. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while

Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: [The Bible is] a mass of fables and

[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts

It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: I don't like to commit myself about Heaven

I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: The most difficult We do not deal in

The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: The more I know about people, the better

The more I know about people, the better I like my dogs. — Mark Twain

K Twain Quotes By Mark Twain: Oh Death where is thy sting! It has

Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has. — Mark Twain