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I go to St. Matthews in Pacific Palisades, an Episcopal Church.
— Stephen Collins
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
— Woody Allen
I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.
— P. Anastasia
Though confidence is very fine, and makes the future sunny; I want no confidence for mine, I'd rather have the money
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
— Carroll Bryant
I never practice my guitar. From time to time I just open the case & throw in a piece of raw meat.
— Wes Montgomery
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
— Lemony Snicket
Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.
— Tallulah Bankhead
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office.
— William Ritter
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.
— Christopher Guest
Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma
Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case.
— Carla H. Krueger
Without education, there will be no knowledge. Without knowledge, how can there be success?
— Debasish Mridha
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
— Mitch Hedberg
I look at you and everything just makes sense. And I can't see another day in my future without you in it.
— Samantha Towle
I didn't want to fall for anybody. It's so messy. I'm so happy it was you. I'm so happy to love you, Gulliver.
— Nora Roberts
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
— Rodney Dangerfield
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
— Groucho Marx
It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.
— E.B. White
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare