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Just In Case Funny Quotes By Stephen Collins: I go to St. Matthews in Pacific Palisades, I go to St. Matthews in Pacific Palisades, an Episcopal Church. Stephen Collins
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. Woody Allen
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Wes Montgomery: I never practice my guitar. From time to I never practice my guitar. From time to time I just open the case & throw in a piece of raw meat. Wes Montgomery
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Nora Roberts: I didn't want to fall for anybody. It's I didn't want to fall for anybody. It's so messy. I'm so happy it was you. I'm so happy to love you, Gulliver. — Nora Roberts
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got two stools, in case I want I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else. — Mitch Hedberg
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Airline hostesses show you how to use a Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Dannika Dark: I was beginning to think that Simon just I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark
Just In Case Funny Quotes By E.B. White: It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months. — E.B. White
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: As soon as I get through with you, As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I'm at the age where I want two I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. — Rodney Dangerfield
Just In Case Funny Quotes By R.R. Virdi: You belong in an insane asylum, you know You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?"
"Maybe my next case... — R.R. Virdi
Just In Case Funny Quotes By William Ritter: I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. — William Ritter
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Samantha Towle: I look at you and everything just makes I look at you and everything just makes sense. And I can't see another day in my future without you in it. — Samantha Towle
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. — Mitch Hedberg
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: Someone once said writing and gardening are similar Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. — Carla H. Krueger
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Saleem Sharma: Pause while reading a book only in case Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Christopher Guest: People want me to be funny all the People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. — Christopher Guest
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I knew a girl so ugly that she I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. — Rodney Dangerfield
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Daniel Waters: Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne. — Daniel Waters
Just In Case Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Without education, there will be no knowledge. Without Without education, there will be no knowledge. Without knowledge, how can there be success? — Debasish Mridha