
I didn't want to fall for anybody. It's so messy. I'm so happy it was you. I'm so happy to love you, Gulliver. —
Nora Roberts

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. —
Cassandra Clare

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else. —
Mitch Hedberg

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. —
Jerry Seinfeld

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. —
Dannika Dark

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months. —
E.B. White

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. —
Groucho Marx

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. —
Rodney Dangerfield

You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?"
"Maybe my next case... —
R.R. Virdi

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. —
William Ritter

I look at you and everything just makes sense. And I can't see another day in my future without you in it. —
Samantha Towle

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. —
Mitch Hedberg

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. —
Carla H. Krueger

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. —
Saleem Sharma

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. —
Christopher Guest

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. —
Rodney Dangerfield

Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne. —
Daniel Waters

Without education, there will be no knowledge. Without knowledge, how can there be success? —
Debasish Mridha