Just Got Laid Quotes & Sayings
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I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son! —
Jerry Reed

I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got 5 more inside me pushing to get out. —
Louis L'Amour

She looks like a woman who
just got laid ... and had about three orgasms. —
Stephen King

I only got into comedy to get laid —
Jack Whitehall

Done laid around, done stayed around
This old town too long
And it seems like I've got to travel on —
Bob Dylan

They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property. —
Mark Twain

Can you imagine how many people got laid in here? Abby said, walking to the other side of the Jacuzzi. —
J.C. Joranco

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. —
Billie Joe Armstrong

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. —
Jimmy Buffett