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Jumper Cables Quotes By Stephen King: Teaching school is like having jumper cables hooked

Teaching school is like having jumper cables hooked to your brain, draining all the juice out of you. — Stephen King

Jumper Cables Quotes By Anonymous: But the task of science fiction is not

But the task of science fiction is not to predict the future. Rather, it contemplates possible futures. — Anonymous

Jumper Cables Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual

Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces. — Cynthia Heimel

Jumper Cables Quotes By Charlie Krueger: Friends aren't jumper cables. You don't throw them

Friends aren't jumper cables. You don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies. — Charlie Krueger

Jumper Cables Quotes By Adriana Trigiani: And now I'm old. That bus is parked

And now I'm old. That bus is parked permanently. The battery is dead. And I can't remember where I put the jumper cables. — Adriana Trigiani

Jumper Cables Quotes By Judy Tenuta: This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" — Judy Tenuta

Jumper Cables Quotes By Teller: In America, magic has never been an important

In America, magic has never been an important part of peoples' lives. — Teller

Jumper Cables Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Because of the movies nobody will believe that

Because of the movies nobody will believe that it was babies who fought the war. — Kurt Vonnegut

Jumper Cables Quotes By A-Trak: A few guys will get up there with

A few guys will get up there with turntables as purists, to play vinyl or whatever. — A-Trak

Jumper Cables Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: In the end, all men die. How you

In the end, all men die. How you lived will be far more important to the Almighty than what you accomplished. — Brandon Sanderson

Jumper Cables Quotes By Various: Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here! — Various