Juice Funny Quotes
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Juice Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.
— Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
— Dara O Briain
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
— Steven Wright
Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.
— Noel Fielding
I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations.
— Rhiannon McGavin
Purity, patience and perseverance are the three essentials to success and above all love.
— Swami Vivekananda
If you're smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.
— Jesse Ventura
We invite, then, the world to come with its silver and make the exchange.
— Richard Parks Bland
In being wildly natural we recover best from being unnatural, from being spiritual.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Those with very loud voices in their throats are nearly incapable of thinking subtle thoughts.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Man's role is uncertain, undefined, and perhaps unnecessary.
— Margaret Mead
We can celebrate how far we've come from our sexist past when women and men are equally represented in the pages of science fiction anthologies.
— Annalee Newitz
He told me that if you yelled out "JAMBA!" at full volume, all the employees would yell back "JUICE!" He lied.
— Morgan Matson
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
— Lewis Black