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Joking Too Much Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Would you think I was joking if I

Would you think I was joking if I said that you can put a clock back, and that if the clock is wrong it is often a very sensible thing to do? — C.S. Lewis

Joking Too Much Quotes By Demi Lovato: Never call a girl fat, even if you're

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking. — Demi Lovato

Joking Too Much Quotes By Elena Roger: When I am working, I have two shows

When I am working, I have two shows on Saturday, and when I wake up, and it's a lovely day, I just cry. I'm joking: I love my job. — Elena Roger

Joking Too Much Quotes By Thom Yorke: Bulletproof is about the fact that I was

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful. — Thom Yorke

Joking Too Much Quotes By Anonymous: If I'd been joking I would have said,

If I'd been joking I would have said, a blind guy walks into a bar. And a table. And a couple of chairs. — Anonymous

Joking Too Much Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.We'll

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum. — J.K. Rowling

Joking Too Much Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Life can be a waste by jesting and

Life can be a waste by jesting and joking away their time. — Sunday Adelaja

Joking Too Much Quotes By Deyth Banger: Joking with somebody's emotions makes you cold person.

Joking with somebody's emotions makes you cold person. — Deyth Banger

Joking Too Much Quotes By Eva Mendes: Well I'm a 5 year old at heart;

Well I'm a 5 year old at heart; I still think that there is a monster under my bed - and I'm not joking. It's pathetic, it's really not cute. — Eva Mendes

Joking Too Much Quotes By Claudia Gray: God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was

God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again. — Claudia Gray

Joking Too Much Quotes By Juliet Blackwell: Don't be too nice to him," I teased.

Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave. — Juliet Blackwell

Joking Too Much Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Because friendship is about laughing when the other

Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman

Joking Too Much Quotes By Willie Geist: My daughter will be reading about Pat Buchanan

My daughter will be reading about Pat Buchanan in a history book someday, and I am hanging out fist-bumping with him and joking with him. — Willie Geist

Joking Too Much Quotes By Krista Allen: Life is too short not to do a

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking. — Krista Allen

Joking Too Much Quotes By Peter Drucker: When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have

When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black," he was not joking. — Peter Drucker

Joking Too Much Quotes By Art Garfunkel: I like working solo and it was a

I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things. — Art Garfunkel

Joking Too Much Quotes By Joe Biden: I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made. — Joe Biden

Joking Too Much Quotes By Marissa Meyer: The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."The doctor's smile

The cybernetic operation?"
"No, the sex change."
The doctor's smile faltered.
"I'm joking. — Marissa Meyer

Joking Too Much Quotes By Allison Williams: My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my

My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.' — Allison Williams

Joking Too Much Quotes By Neal Stephenson: Is this some exercise in keeping a straight

Is this some exercise in keeping a straight face? — Neal Stephenson

Joking Too Much Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: When you're given the gift of truth, you

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

Joking Too Much Quotes By Paulo Coelho: I'm joking, it's not really hell," the voice

I'm joking, it's not really hell," the voice went on. "It's worse than hell, not that I've ever actually been there. You're in Villete. — Paulo Coelho

Joking Too Much Quotes By Darren Shan: Maybe you're going insane.""Maybe," agreed Kernel."I was joking.""I

Maybe you're going insane."
"Maybe," agreed Kernel.
"I was joking."
"I wasn't. — Darren Shan

Joking Too Much Quotes By Micalea Smeltzer: Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over

Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour.
"Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer

Joking Too Much Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy

You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were- — J.K. Rowling

Joking Too Much Quotes By Matthew Perry: I would always be the kid that got

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around. — Matthew Perry

Joking Too Much Quotes By Gunter Grass: Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything

Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental; — Gunter Grass

Joking Too Much Quotes By Abi Ketner: Why the hell are you wearing it on

Why the hell are you wearing it on your left hand? I swear to God, if you're married I'm going to kick your ass. I'm not joking. — Abi Ketner

Joking Too Much Quotes By Derek Landy: This is your one chance. Tell me where

This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is."
"Okay."
Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No, only joking. Do your worst. — Derek Landy

Joking Too Much Quotes By Unknown: When god made man, she was only joking.

When god made man, she was only joking. — Unknown