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Success comes in cans, not can'ts.
— Brian Tracy
Maybe I am skipping over the city and going from very personal things to the world, from internal experience to giant, far-away-from-space experience.
— Regina Spektor
Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words.
— Peter Serafinowicz
Winning her heart again meant more than any championship.
— Randi Everheart
I'd rather an audience like me than dislike me, but I'd rather they disliked me than be apathetic, because that is the kiss of death.
— Martha Graham
At the typewriter you find out who you are.
— Tom Robbins
If you're waiting for the job, you're dead.
— Dustin Hoffman
I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really a jokey thing.
— Cecily Strong
The only way to beat temptation is to give in to it
— Paulo Coelho
whoever prolongs his desire ruins his actions
— Ali Ibn Abi Talib
The mind of man is this world's true dimension; and knowledge is the measure of the mind.
— Sir Fulke Greville
The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny.
— Rachel Kushner
My soul, I've found, has puppet strings to make me droop or give me wings.
And music is the puppeteer
that turns my ear to hear. — Richelle E. Goodrich
I do this profession. I'm an actor. And it is, for me, an opportunity to meet people.
— Gerard Depardieu
Her cheeks were bright with a soft vermilion of the pomegranate mingling with the whiteness of the lily.
— Aleister Crowley
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
— Jim Gaffigan
