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You need to be my wife to win with me.
— Pawan Mishra
There is laughter, shrill calls. Everyone is flirting, saying in nudges and jokes and blushing what they would do in private.
— Jesmyn Ward
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
— Steve Harvey
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Life is a joke that's just begun.
— W.S. Gilbert
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.
— Joan Rivers
All my life, my immediate response to emotional pain has been to make jokes. Lots of jokes.
— Karen Salmansohn
WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF LIFE, THAT'S WHEN THE DARKNESS TAKES OVER.
— Amanda Palmer
A good joke is life laughing at itself.
— Marty Rubin
I think the jokes would have been a bit broader and a bit more obvious in terms of the day-to-day of country life.
— Simon Pegg
I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes.
— Ivan Lendl
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Fuck quotes, live your life.
— Anonymous
Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.
— David Chuka
What gets me, Varinka, is not really the lack of money but all those little troubles life is full of, all whispering, all those jeers and jokes.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes, even at the most inopportune moments.
— Elizabeth McCracken
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
— Brad Garrett
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
— Steve Harvey
Peace does not walk up to our doorsteps and press the calling bell! We have to go out there and search for it.
— Avijeet Das
A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life.
— Frank Ocean
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
— Simon Pegg
I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
— Tahar Ben Jelloun