Jokes Offensive Quotes

That's why the American Recovery & Reinvestment Plan won't just throw money at our problems, we'll invest in what works — Barack Obama

An interpretation exists because of what we find between the notes. — Renee Fleming

Don't look at all at what other people are doing. Think of what you're doing as completely fresh because if you imitate you're dead. — Robert Rodriguez

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom

An act of mastery is mastery itself. — Tehya Sky

Erre es korakas, Blinkey!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"
"Um, he's a video game character," I said. — Rick Riordan

He was crying in there, making woman gestures. — Mike Tyson

Profane, vulgar, or crude language and inappropriate or off-color jokes are offensive to the Lord. Never misuse the name of God or Jesus Christ. — Thomas S. Monson

Swindlers are notoriously gullible. — Mason Cooley

Being honest is my job. That's what music is for me. — Erykah Badu

After we had sex?" I asked
Dank shook his head "No, Pagan, that was making love. Don't confuse the two — Abbi Glines

Thou most lying slave,
Whom stripes may move, not kindness! — William Shakespeare

To friendscorts. Like escorts, but without the cash. — Penny Reid

Tis the trap of competitive humanity, you see. Few men are content if others have more to be content about. — R.A. Salvatore

I want to elect the next president. — Roger Ailes

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack sat on a candle stick, cause fire is the devil's only friend. — Don McLean