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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
— Neil LaBute
If you can't imagine it, think clumsy silence. Think bits and pieces of floating despair. And drowning in a train.
— Markus Zusak
Religion which lays so many restraints upon us, is a troublesome companion to those who will lay no restraints upon themselves.
— Laurence Sterne
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
— Zach Galifianakis
Prayer - secret, fervent, believing prayer - lies at the root of all personal godliness.
— William Carey
Jasper!" Casey shouts, startling the young woman. "My cargo is talking to me!
— Nathan Reese Maher
I like complicated dishes but also appreciate simple foods.
— Michael Mina
A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.
— Michael Crawford
I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want.
— Simon Cowell
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.
— Lauren Gardner
People are entitled to the presumption of innocence.
— Barney Frank
You should've been my first and my only. Lennon's Rain
— Chris Myers
Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.
— David Mitchell
I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it.
— Doug Benson
The assumption is that your personal life has to be a mess to create, but how much chaos can you allow in before it takes over?
— David Byrne
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
— Frank Dane