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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
— Stella Benson
That's how myths are born. Out of our carelessness, out of our tattered nerves, out of jokes that go wrong and flashy gestures.
— Sergei Lukyanenko
Jokes are generally honest. Complete solemnity is always dishonest.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ...
— Demetri Martin
The best jokes are often only understood by one other person.
— Barry Humphries
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some jokes are less agreeable than others
— Harriet Beecher Stowe
Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It's one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.
— Peter Dinklage
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
— Zach Galifianakis
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what's just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes.
— Elizabeth Banks
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what's the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing.
— Travis Nichols
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
— Lemony Snicket
Please", I scoff. "Dot-com jokes are so two visions ago. Stay on your toes, Angotti, or you're off the team.
— Lisa McMann
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Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.
— Wislawa Szymborska
Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Jokes are grievances.
— Marshall McLuhan
Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!- Make your choice! — Deyth Banger
I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.
— Jonathan Winters
I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.
— Philippe Falardeau
The best jokes are uncalled-for.
— Julien Torma
Everyone should be able to give a wink trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in elevating waves of shore !!
— Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them.
— Jimmy Fallon
It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
— Demetri Martin
In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.
— Sunil Gangopadhyay
She doesn't really have a sense of humor. I think she'd like to have one - it's just that she doesn't quite understand what jokes are for.
— Sophie Kinsella
I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.
— Demetri Martin
Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst
— Anonymous
Women are often pushed into the idea that they write softer, more character-driven jokes.
— Allison Silverman
I think I love jokes! The best jokes are equal to the best art, in my mind, and as rare.
— Travis Nichols
Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.
— Felipe Esparza
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
— Ron Funches
My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
— Billy Childish
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
— Emo Philips
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
— Drew Carey
Jokes are unanswerable objections.
— Mason Cooley
We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.
— Malaclypse The Younger
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
You are a fucking delight, princess. It's like you know the dirty jokes in my head I'm too scared to make in front of you.
— Melanie Harlow
A bully is one who forces you to laugh at his jokes, even if they are not jokes. That is how you know he is a bully. A
— Joyce Carol Oates
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.
— Ryan North
When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
— Seth MacFarlane
God's jokes are the soul's curriculum.
— John Perry Barlow
Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly ...
— Saket Assertive
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.
— Steven Wright
I hate those movies where hundreds of people get blown up and there are jokes afterward. They poison the soul.
— Rob Reiner
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
— Frank Carson
But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.
— Jonathan Dunne
Jokes are the declarations of fools.
— Samantha Shannon
Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second.
— Rachel Bloom
Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.
— David Mitchell
Yeah, Silver and his math are jokes, because math has a liberal bias. After all, math is the reason Mitt Romney's tax plan doesn't add up.
— Stephen Colbert
Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.
— Lewis Black
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
— Kathy Griffin
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
— Simon Pegg
Joke exchanges are carried on in deadly earnest, like a verbal duel-mouth-to-mouth combat. Bang, bang: you're (linguistically) dead.
— David Crystal
I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
— Andrew Dice Clay
Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.
— Mike Birbiglia
jokes are used to hide the truth!
— Eric Jerome Dickey
I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.
— David Letterman
Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.
— Stephen Colbert
Profane, vulgar, or crude language and inappropriate or off-color jokes are offensive to the Lord. Never misuse the name of God or Jesus Christ.
— Thomas S. Monson
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.
— Noel Fielding
That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world.
— Siobhan Vivian
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
— Bruce Robinson
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
— Mark Russell
There are no lame jokes. There are lame jokers.
— Abdullah Abu Snaineh
By reusing jokes, you train yourself to alter them in ways that are unique to you, developing your own natural sense of humor.
— Charlie Houpert
