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Joke That John Quotes By Jory John: I had mostly been writing humor books, and

I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke. — Jory John

Joke That John Quotes By John Steinbeck: It is a cosmic joke. Preoccupation with survival

It is a cosmic joke. Preoccupation with survival has set the stage for extinction. — John Steinbeck

Joke That John Quotes By Marty Rubin: Grace rides inside the waves.

Grace rides inside the waves. — Marty Rubin

Joke That John Quotes By Michael Barbarulo: The dark times are there for you to

The dark times are there for you to grow and to create a dependency on God. This is all part of your sanctification process. — Michael Barbarulo

Joke That John Quotes By John Searles: I always joke deep down I'm really a

I always joke deep down I'm really a teenage girl on the inside. — John Searles

Joke That John Quotes By Charles Dudley Warner: What small potatoes we all are, compared with

What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be! — Charles Dudley Warner

Joke That John Quotes By John Waters: I used to joke that I was trying

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me. — John Waters

Joke That John Quotes By John Waters: No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes.

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke. — John Waters

Joke That John Quotes By R.A. MacAvoy: She turned to John to share the joke,

She turned to John to share the joke, and he was transfixed, looking into the catastrophe of her sagging, bleary-eyed face. — R.A. MacAvoy

Joke That John Quotes By John King: I always joke that a makeup-free day is

I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores. — John King

Joke That John Quotes By Ray Bradbury: The first light on the roof outside; very

The first light on the roof outside; very early morning. The leaves on all the trees tremble with a soft awakening to any breeze the dawn may offer. — Ray Bradbury

Joke That John Quotes By Liane Moriarty: John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said

John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said Tess, "it's not funny. — Liane Moriarty

Joke That John Quotes By Jeanne Calment: Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life,

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread. — Jeanne Calment

Joke That John Quotes By John Lloyd: Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. — John Lloyd

Joke That John Quotes By John Allen Paulos: The once-surprising existence of non-Euclidean models of Euclid's

The once-surprising existence of non-Euclidean models of Euclid's first four axioms can be seen as a sort of mathematical joke. — John Allen Paulos

Joke That John Quotes By John Flanagan: was an old Ranger joke and they all

was an old Ranger joke and they all smiled. — John Flanagan

Joke That John Quotes By John Lennon: The idea of beetles came into my head.

The idea of beetles came into my head. I decided to spell it BEATles to make it look like beat music, just a joke. — John Lennon

Joke That John Quotes By John F. Carter: If a husband expresses a thought alone in

If a husband expresses a thought alone in the middle of the woods," so the joke goes, "is he still wrong?" Probably so. — John F. Carter

Joke That John Quotes By John Hodgman: My biggest superhero of writing is Jorge Luis

My biggest superhero of writing is Jorge Luis Borges, the Argentine fabulist. He's an amazingly perceptive writer, but also willing to make a joke. — John Hodgman

Joke That John Quotes By John Cheever: He was not a practical joke nor was

He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever

Joke That John Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: Luckily for writers - and unluckily for history

Luckily for writers - and unluckily for history - every scientific idea creates human conflict. — Scott Westerfeld

Joke That John Quotes By Masashi Kishimoto: The moment people come to know love, they

The moment people come to know love, they run the risk of carrying hate. — Masashi Kishimoto

Joke That John Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: He's no more human than I am, ma

He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Joke That John Quotes By John Krasinski: Being funny is one of my greatest strengths.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski

Joke That John Quotes By William Gurnall: Whoever hath a seed time of grace pass

Whoever hath a seed time of grace pass over his soul, shall have his harvest time also of joy. — William Gurnall

Joke That John Quotes By Bertrand Russell: John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell

Joke That John Quotes By John Edensor Littlewood: A good mathematical joke is better, and better

A good mathematical joke is better, and better mathematics, than a dozen mediocre papers. — John Edensor Littlewood

Joke That John Quotes By Kitty French: I don't want to wake up and find

I don't want to wake up and find you're not really here, he whispered, not yet opening his eyes. — Kitty French

Joke That John Quotes By John Mellencamp: She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in

She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she'd tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat. — John Mellencamp

Joke That John Quotes By Stuart Townsend: Actors want to be told what to do

Actors want to be told what to do - they really do. But they also want to have an input and be recognized for that. — Stuart Townsend