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The entire Quran is a big joke. If it was not so violent, it would be the biggest comic book ever written.
— Ali Sina
In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke.
— Ned Vizzini
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
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You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception. — Elisabeth Naughton
You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception. — Elisabeth Naughton
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny.
— Alain De Botton
Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
— Rachel Perry
Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it.
— Rick Riordan
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma