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I'm pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do. — John Mayer

Sometimes I get scared that I'm going to enter a web address into Twitter thinking it was my browser. That would be bad. — John Mayer

I lost my head for a little while. — John Mayer

It's just like John Mayer says in "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room". When it's this bad, you have to get out or you'll get burned. — Susane Colasanti

You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor. — John Mayer

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. — John Mayer

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute. — John Mayer

I think that one of the greatest connections and attractions you can have with somebody, is understanding somebody. — John Mayer

They read all the books, but they can't find the answers. — John Mayer

I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it ... — John Mayer

Numb is the new deep. — John Mayer

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. — John Mayer

I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money. — John Mayer

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them. — John Mayer

You should have a picture of yourself as a kid in your home so that you remember where you came from. — John Mayer

I'm not an icon. Not even in America. — John Mayer

When you're just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage. — John Mayer

Yeah, Under The Table And Dreaming shaped the way that I think about writing songs. — John Mayer

I've never been a bad boy. — John Mayer

Friends, lovers, or nothing, we can really only ever be one. — John Mayer

Atlanta's my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive. — John Mayer

How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw. — John Mayer

Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but that's just not going to happen in my lifetime. — John Mayer

It's so interesting how success hits people and how they react to it. — John Mayer

I adore John Mayer. I don't see how anything that surrounds John could be negative. — Jessica Simpson

How come everything I need always comes with batteries? — John Mayer

Most times when you try to be all things to all people, you end up being nothing. — John Mayer

It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you. — John Mayer

It's my failure to sound like my heroes that's allowed me to sound like myself. — John Mayer

I'm very happy in all aspects of my life. — John Mayer

Half of my heart's got a grip on the situation, half of my heart takes time. — John Mayer

Songs can be Trojan horses, taking charged ideas and sneaking past the ego's defenses and into the open mind. — John Mayer

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that. — John Mayer

I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction. — John Mayer

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? — John Mayer

I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented. — John Mayer

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve. — John Mayer

You gotta be able to explain things to yourself when the lights go off and you get in the bed. You gotta deal with you at the end of the day. — John Mayer

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all. — John Mayer

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. — John Mayer

Anybody who tells you to have a fallback plan are people who had a fallback plan, didn't follow their dreams, and don't want you to either. — John Mayer

I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist. — John Mayer

I can't start my day without hearing 'Waiting On the World to Change' by John Mayer. It's my alarm clock and my favorite song. — Matthew Underwood

Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day. — John Mayer

I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists — John Mayer

We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now. — John Mayer

Playing music to me is as close to having super powers as you can have. — John Mayer

My hits are not hits. — John Mayer

Someday I'll fly
Someday I'll soar
Someday I'll be so damn much more
Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for — John Mayer

I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move. — John Mayer

I am invincible, as long as I'm alive. — John Mayer

Anybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't — John Mayer

There's so many inspiring people out there. — John Mayer

I'm interested in living more of a life that's invisible to everybody and more vibrant to a fewer people that are in my life. — John Mayer

Who says I can't be free from all of the things that I used to be? — John Mayer

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday ... — John Mayer

You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad. — John Mayer

Fear is a friend who's misunderstood — John Mayer

The outcome of a still veracitless life. Am I livin' it right? — John Mayer

I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. — John Mayer

Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing. — John Mayer

Might be a quarter life crisis, just disturbin' in my soul. — John Mayer

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night. — John Mayer

My life's a sequel to a movie where the actors' names have changed. — John Mayer

Not worrying is a skill. It's a skill not breaking down every single moment. — John Mayer

Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it ... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while. — John Mayer

Welcome to the real world, she said to me.
Condescendingly.
Take a seat.
Take your life.
Plot it out in black and white. — John Mayer

I'm someone who would like to act like I don't care, but I care. — John Mayer

I think I'd be pretty star struck over John Mayer. I'm a big fan of his music, and I think he's great. — Sterling Knight

In the quest to be clever, I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me. — John Mayer

I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it. — John Mayer

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. — John Mayer

Take all of your wasted honor
Every little past frustration
Take all of your so-called problems,
Better put 'em in quotations — John Mayer

I love, love, love John Mayer. He's incredible. I love all of his records and even his John Mayer Trio stuff. — Shane Harper

There's a certain lack of gimmickry to what I do that makes people in England go: 'Where's the thing?' — John Mayer

All I want a song to do is just to kind of present an idea. — John Mayer

There's a real self-serving element to hip-hop that threatens its life span. — John Mayer

People are really concerned with what other people are saying about them. — John Mayer

And i start sleeping and dreaming and i think i'll dream about you, all through the night. — John Mayer

I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible. — John Mayer

Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it. — John Mayer

I don't want to detach. I don't want to go live in a gated community. — John Mayer

ITunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. — Trent Reznor

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you're alive. — John Mayer

I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female! — John Mayer

No matter what I do, I'm going to earn it. — John Mayer

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day. — John Mayer

She's perfect, so flawless, I'm not impressed. — John Mayer

Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it's them - it's the most twisted logic of all time. — John Mayer

I don't have anybody telling me what to do. — John Mayer

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again ... — John Mayer

I really don't want to be a hunk. — John Mayer

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. — John Mayer

Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. — John Mayer

Somebody told me that this is the place where everything's better and everything's safe — John Mayer

I am not in Us Weekly . I'd have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself. — John Mayer

I've learned to appreciate everything that has been given to me. — John Mayer

Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly. — John Mayer

I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band — John Mayer

So scared of getting older
I'm only good at being young
So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun. — John Mayer