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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. — Billie Joe Armstrong

Wyomingites, Joe had observed, didn't know what to do when it rained except get out of it, watch it through the window, and wait for it to go away. — C.J. Box

He couldn't do anything now but sit and wait for La Familia to surface, and when they did, he'd be ready. — Joe Awsum

Who you jiving, L.J.? I heard Joe Abernathy's voice say, derisive and affectionate. I — Diana Gabaldon

Being decent is the only thing that matters in a terrible world like this. — Joe Meno

I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey. — Joe Tex

If I'm as normal as I think I am, we're all a bunch of weirdos. — Joe Brainard

Matt Bomer and I went to Carnegie Mellon for drama together. — Joe Manganiello

I'm not a planner. I should be more articulate about what the imagery means, but I don't have a good reason for it; it's just there. — Joe Bradley

I still have very close ties to Houston and the Astros because that was my first team. — Joe Morgan

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?" — Joe Rogan

My ego's not the kind that says, 'I want to be an actor and be accepted as that.' — Joe Namath

Her head is two sizes too large, ungainly, swarming with thoughts. Why? — Joe Hart

I don't know anybody that doesn't own a gun. — Joe Manchin

Dont test me, Second guess me, Protest me, You will DISAPEAR! (East Jesus of Nowhere) — Billie Joe Armstrong

Conservatives truly love America and support the armed forces, while liberals are unpatriotic draft dodgers. — Joe Conason

If I would've fought Andre Ward in my prime, I would've beat him. — Joe Calzaghe

I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair. — Joe Orton

Sex scenes in books are always like first person, from this male perspective and just about how awesome he is. It feels like such a fantasy. — Joe Meno

I never believe I'm presenting objective reality; I also don't want to delude people into thinking that my subject is talking directly to them. — Joe Berlinger

Once I can talk to people, I switch them over on my side. — Joe Arpaio

Above all, there is Mother. She taught me how to love, how to have respect for other people. — Joe Greene

I'm a filmmaker who is known for these ambiguous portraits that tell multiple sides of the story without really telling the audience what to think. — Joe Berlinger

Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet — Joe Raposo

Books, ingeniously coupled with music and alcohol, enabled the Irish to transcend reality. — Joe Queenan

Based on my own experiences, I made sure, and I'm proud of this, that the Common Core curriculum is hard on plagiarizers. — Joe Biden

My fear was that I'd oversleep, and when Ranger broke into my apartment to wake me up, I'd drag him into bed with me. And then what would I tell Joe? — Janet Evanovich

The spread of nuclear weapons is the greatest threat facing the country-and I would argue facing humanity. — Joe Biden

I love sightseeing. — Joe Jonas

Strange, how the best moments of our lives we scarcely notice except in looking back. — Joe Abercrombie

When I used to put an album out, I knew everyone on the charts. There weren't that many bands. Now, I couldn't even name half the new groups. — Joe Cocker

That's what we need nowadays, is more children that have goals other than being a sports figure or some kind of celebrity. — Joe Nichols

If you're driving, don't forget your car. — Joe Elliott

When you think of Canada, you think of hockey and you think of Wayne Gretzky. — Joe Sakic

Ever since I was a kid, I've known I could talk to people. — Joe Jamail

Never be afraid of the PROCESS that will take you to the PROMISE — Joe Joe Dawson

Wealthy people are just as patriotic as poor people, I honest to God believe that. — Joe Biden

The intelligence is proved not by ease of learning, but by understanding what we learn. — Joe Whitney

Baseball has always been filled with negative statistics. — Joe Torre

No plague spreads quicker than panic, Stolicus wrote, nor is more deadly. The — Joe Abercrombie

Chiropractic's been a big part of my game! — Joe Montana

Readers love fantasy, but we need horror. Smart horror. Truthful horror. Horror that helps us make sense of a cruelly senseless world. — Brian K. Vaughan

I'd be honored to be playing a Republican, although I'm not. — Joe Lando

Corruption is just another form of tyranny. — Joe Biden

She liked things that had been written by people who had lived short, ugly, and tragic lives. Or, who at least, were English. — Joe Hill

Worry less about what the gods might do and more about what you can, — Joe Abercrombie

thunder booms to the — Joe Hart

Some things you do, not because they're pleasant, but because they have to be done. — Joe R. Lansdale

There's only three things he mentions in a sentence
a noun, a verb, and 9/11. — Joe Biden

I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween, and I loved vampires and the black and white old monster movies. — Joe Manganiello

And at last Lee said, "What are those goddamn things on your head?" He sounded genuinely surprised. "Jesus, Ig. Are those horns? — Joe Hill

The Baltimore boys only defend themselves when playing against teams that treat us mean, especially that bunch from Cincinnati. — Joe Kelley

If I'm going to fly for more than twenty feet it's generally a good idea to get a stunt guy. — Joe Flanigan

Now I've had everything except for the thrill of watching Babe Ruth play. — Joe DiMaggio

Joe Frazier was the easiest boxer to work with that I ever trained. — Eddie Futch

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men. — Joe Rogan

I'm addicted to 'Scandal.' Joe Morton is the devil, and I love him. I am addicted to 'Boardwalk Empire.' Jeffrey Wright is the devil, and I love him. — Tasha Smith

There go the goddamn brownies! — Joe Dante

I want players to look neat and responsible. Maybe it's old school, but it's kind of neat when people are always clean. — Joe Girardi

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. — Joe Slovo

Just keep your mouth shut and smile. That's always good advice.' Jezal — Joe Abercrombie

My inspirations don't come from outer space, they just come to me. I have no idea why they come when they do. — Joe Satriani

If you can't handle the responsibility of a hit single, don't write one. — Joe Elliott

We may never know why Joe Ellis fabricated a heroic past. But we know that the life he embellished has deeply diminished the life he'd earned. — Ellen Goodman

I'm not big on flak jackets and tie-dyed shirts. You know, that's not me. — Joe Biden

From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site. — Joe Green

The most terrifying thing that ever happened to me was that Keith Moon decided he liked me. — Joe Walsh

My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that. — Billie Joe Armstrong

When I speak to students and they ask how much money you can make in art, as if that is a reason to persue it, I tell them to do something else. — Joe Murray

I'm just back in line with every other actor looking for a job right now and keeping my fingers crossed. — Joe Lando

It is my sad observation that some men always want more. — Joe Abercrombie

When I look back, I didn't take care of myself at all. — Joe Cocker

I couldn't go to school with whites. Now there are schools that educate everyone. — Joe Frazier

When I'm training for 'True Blood,' I don't eat any sugar except for some fruit here and there. So it's no sugar, no bread, no real carbs all day. — Joe Manganiello

They came from all over the world to work out at Gold's Gym. — Joe Gold

You think you know someone. But mostly you just know what you want to know. — Joe Hill

I don't want to compare Bowditch to Matt Le Tissier, but the way he scored his goal was similar to Matt. — Joe Royle

Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate for a white guy. — Barack Obama

I know firsthand how agonizing waiting can be. — Joe Manchin

It has been demonstrated that no system, not even the most inhuman, can continue to exist without an ideology. — Joe Slovo

To Become what you Believe, You must first Believe in what you have yet to Become — Joe Goodrich

The clearer you are, the faster you manifest. — Joe Vitale

If there's no craft there, then once the looks go, there goes your career. — Joe Morton

I always wanted to be a rock'n'roll star. — Joe Eszterhas

As if. You so got it for him. I mean, can we say, 'Uhm, urh, durh, Sloppy Joe'? Psh. Please. Can't hide it from me. — Kelly Creagh

Punk has always been about doing things your own way. What it represents for me is ultimate freedom and a sense of individuality. — Billie Joe Armstrong

If there is no discipline, there is anarchy. Good citizenship demands attention to responsibilities as well as rights. — Joe Clark

There's a lot of revisionist history that goes on these days about Iraq. — Joe Biden

We are not afraid to be entertainers. — Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made. — Joe Biden

You cannot kill an idea by murdering innocent people - though you can nudge it toward suicide. — Joe Randazzo

The Middle East is hopeful. There's hope there. — Joe Biden

I am a pilot and I run a Medical Transport Squad. That means, for most of my life I am living it up in the air." -- USN CAPT Joe Woodhaven — L.A. Kragie

I'm your average Joe guy. I don't really care for politicians. — John Mellencamp

Without social networks, you're not the coolest thing on the Christmas list, and you're not getting any bite. — Joe Green

TV is not accurate. — Joe Torre

I got 'The Grey' made because Liam Neeson wanted to make that movie. — Joe Carnahan

That meant that he'd drunk too much too early, and had popped an Alcoterm to burn it off. — Joe Haldeman

Life is a shit sandwich and every day you take another bite. — Joe Schmidt

Donald Trump is a leader. He produces results and is ready to get tough in order to protect American jobs and families. — Joe Arpaio