Joan Rivers Funny Quotes
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I started with ballet, and once I started to really like it, I got into more - I did jazz and tap, and then kept going.
— Maddie Ziegler
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
— Joan Rivers
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.
— Joan Rivers
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.
— Joan Rivers
Ive tried and tried and now I give up. I refuse to be the perfect friend to people that cant treat me with the same respect.
— Lovely Goyal
The basic idea underlying religion is to create an atmosphere for the spiritual development of the individual.
— B.R. Ambedkar
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
— Joan Rivers
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
— Joan Rivers
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
— Joan Rivers
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
— Joan Rivers
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
— Joan Rivers
She was one of her kind, the most American she would ever be, the last American left in this hundred-year flood.
— Matthew Salesses
The more you socialize the costs of personal liberty, the more license you give others to regulate it.
— Jonah Goldberg
Never floss with a stranger.
— Joan Rivers
If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.
— Joan Rivers
