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I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I don't care what it is. — Jo Brand

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

Most of us manage the fateful things that happen in our lives the best we can, certainly not to a Stalin-like 20-year plan. — Jo Brand

They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just don't fancy it any more. — Jo Brand

My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool. — Jo Brand

It's actually very hard when you're settled in one place to completely uproot yourself and go. — Jo Brand

The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet. — Jo Brand

Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did. — Jo Brand

You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand

I think some people ramp a side of themselves up for performance purposes. — Jo Brand

To me, a politician's job is to listen to constituents' problems and try to sort them out. — Jo Brand

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke. — Jo Brand

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days. — Jo Brand

I look like Julian Clary on steroids. — Jo Brand

I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone ... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive. — Jo Brand

When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed. — Jo Brand

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners — Jo Brand

It wasn't a conscious effort to have kids later. It was just the way life goes. — Jo Brand

When I was a nurse I never had much money, and I was still happy then. — Jo Brand

I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your own. — Jo Brand

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? — Jo Brand

Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief. — Jo Brand

I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late. — Jo Brand

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label. — Jo Brand

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning. — Jo Brand

No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they think it. — Jo Brand

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff on telly. — Jo Brand

Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect. — Jo Brand

I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which is handy. — Jo Brand

I was always being called upon to be an honorary boy alongside my brothers. I don't think I'd be a comic now if it hadn't been for that. — Jo Brand

A lot of people do that kind of nostalgia stuff believing that they were very happy in their teenage years, but that's probably just an illusion. — Jo Brand

Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny. — Jo Brand

I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that you might be quite happy now. — Jo Brand