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Jizz Quotes By Nicole Archer: This isn't one of your spankerchiefs, is it?"

This isn't one of your spankerchiefs, is it?" "The hell?" "You know, your jizz rag? — Nicole Archer

Jizz Quotes By Dan Gable: Talent is everywhere, winning attitude is not.

Talent is everywhere, winning attitude is not. — Dan Gable

Jizz Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: Not those who shout 'satyagraha', 'satyagraha' will do

Not those who shout 'satyagraha', 'satyagraha' will do satyagraha, but those who will work for it. — Mahatma Gandhi

Jizz Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Always ask for what you want, because the

Always ask for what you want, because the worst thing that can happen is embarrassment but the best thing that can happen is nudity. — Cassandra Clare

Jizz Quotes By Gavin Bryars: Writing tonal music now, you are not writing

Writing tonal music now, you are not writing into the 19th Century. — Gavin Bryars

Jizz Quotes By Erin McCarthy: It was like watching two unicorns fucking," he

It was like watching two unicorns fucking," he told her. "All glitter and jizz. — Erin McCarthy

Jizz Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: Far below there was a rumour and a

Far below there was a rumour and a trouble as of great engines throbbing and labouring. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Jizz Quotes By Jodi Picoult: When heaven breaks, who fixes it?

When heaven breaks, who fixes it? — Jodi Picoult

Jizz Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: People say, "What's it like to be a

People say, "What's it like to be a minority of one, or a kick-bag for the Internet?" It washes off me like jizz off a porn star's face. — Christopher Hitchens

Jizz Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Reality was utterly coolheaded and utterly lonely.

Reality was utterly coolheaded and utterly lonely. — Haruki Murakami

Jizz Quotes By Burt Reynolds: The audience will always forgive you for being

The audience will always forgive you for being wrong and exciting, but never for being right and dull. — Burt Reynolds

Jizz Quotes By Chord Overstreet: If I'm going to be on national T.V.

If I'm going to be on national T.V. without my shirt on, I've got to look good. — Chord Overstreet

Jizz Quotes By C.J. Mahaney: Endurance in ministry is rooted in the eternal

Endurance in ministry is rooted in the eternal perspective. The absence of an eternal perspective makes you vulnerable to losing heart. — C.J. Mahaney

Jizz Quotes By Betty Smith: You must teach the child of the signs

You must teach the child of the signs that come to the women of our family when there is trouble and death to be. — Betty Smith

Jizz Quotes By Terry Goodkind: Others made you into who you were. You

Others made you into who you were. You made yourself into what you have become. — Terry Goodkind

Jizz Quotes By Helena Hunting: Egg whites are full of protein." "So is

Egg whites are full of protein." "So is jizz. You don't see me harvesting yours so I can drink a glass of it. — Helena Hunting

Jizz Quotes By Rob Sangster: Knuckling a blast of salt spray out of

Knuckling a blast of salt spray out of his eyes, Jack pointed — Rob Sangster

Jizz Quotes By Helena Hunting: Popping off, I say, "I wouldn't mind." Even

Popping off, I say, "I wouldn't mind." Even if it tastes like shit, I'd swallow Alex Waters' jizz. Then I'd get the T-shirt. — Helena Hunting

Jizz Quotes By Karina Halle: He made a face. "Soy milk. Ugh. Tastes

He made a face. "Soy milk. Ugh. Tastes like jizz."
I gave him a curious look. "And how do you know that?"
"I have bad aim sometimes," he said. — Karina Halle

Jizz Quotes By Widad Akreyi: Forgiveness is NOT forgetness. If you forgive, remember

Forgiveness is NOT forgetness. If you forgive, remember to be wise enough NOT to forget. — Widad Akreyi

Jizz Quotes By Sarah Silverman: If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded

If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer) — Sarah Silverman

Jizz Quotes By George Herbert: The command of custome is great.

The command of custome is great. — George Herbert

Jizz Quotes By N.R. Walker: I keep spare business shirts. In case of

I keep spare business shirts. In case of emergencies." Emergencies? "Do you expect to have jizz on your shirt often? — N.R. Walker