Jimmy Fallon Quotes
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My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate.
— Jimmy Fallon
I can't believe there are so many people who aren't us.
— Jimmy Fallon
A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.
— Jimmy Fallon
Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.
— Andy Kindler
No-one gets beaten to death quite like Hilary Swank
— Jimmy Fallon
I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.
— Jimmy Fallon
The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.
— Jimmy Fallon
I don't like to be me. I'm not so comfortable being me on screen because then I'd be a presenter. I'm not Jimmy Fallon.
— Aaron Johnson
The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.
— Chelsea Handler
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.
— Jimmy Fallon
A recent study found that people lie more when they are texting. Yeah, especially that one lie: Sorry, just got your text!
— Jimmy Fallon
This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone else.'
— Jimmy Fallon
I am a fan of 'SNL' and a big Jimmy Fallon fan, too.
— Julian Casablancas
Thinking about all that - what it means to be happy - I think it overloaded your brain.
— Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.
— Andy Kindler
I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie.
— Jimmy Fallon
I like being absurd. Being silly.
— Jimmy Fallon
President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'
— Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'
— Jimmy Fallon
I got every Dan Shaughnessy book known to man.
— Jimmy Fallon
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Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.
— Jimmy Fallon
A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.
— Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
— Jimmy Fallon
Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in 2017.'
— Jimmy Fallon
Thank you ... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.
— Jimmy Fallon
They got a great performance from me. I was happy.
— Jimmy Fallon
I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.
— Jimmy Fallon
I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.
— Josh Lieb
When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m.
— Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.
— Christian Kane
Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they've gotten so used to people trying to break into their house.
— Jimmy Fallon
Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason
— Jimmy Fallon
In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.
— Jimmy Fallon
Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.
— Jimmy Fallon
At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can't rap. When they heard, Americans said, 'Good!'
— Jimmy Fallon
Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them.
— Jimmy Fallon
A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.
— Jimmy Fallon
I love Nashville. I've been here so many times ... oh man, I would stay here for a year if I could. It's just so much fun.
— Jimmy Fallon
I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.
— Jimmy Fallon
Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.'
— Jimmy Fallon
We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.
— Jimmy Fallon
Today Russia announced that it will join America's fight with the terror group ISIS. Then Putin said, But I did not say which side.
— Jimmy Fallon
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.
— Jimmy Fallon
I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.
— Mike Birbiglia
I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up.
— Jimmy Fallon
You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
— Jimmy Fallon
When NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on the phone
— Jimmy Fallon
Everyone looks so much better when they smile.
— Jimmy Fallon
I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak!
— Jimmy Fallon
Success is ... happiness. Is that too Deepak Chopra?
— Jimmy Fallon
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
— Jimmy Fallon
There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.
— Jimmy Fallon
If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.
— Jimmy Fallon
Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
— Jimmy Fallon
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.
— Jimmy Fallon
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak.
— Jimmy Fallon
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
— Jimmy Fallon
Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial
— Jimmy Fallon
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[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror.
— Jimmy Fallon
My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.
— Jimmy Fallon
I didn't invent the rainy day. I just own the best umbrella.
— Jimmy Fallon
Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.
— Jimmy Fallon
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
— Jimmy Fallon
I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.
— Jimmy Fallon
Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously
— Jimmy Fallon
Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade.
— Jimmy Fallon
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
— Jimmy Fallon
I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.
— Jimmy Fallon