Jim Norton Quotes
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People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.
— Jim Norton
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
— Jim Norton
I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.
— Jim Norton
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
— Jim Norton
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
— Jim Norton
No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
— Jim Norton
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
— Jim Norton
I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.
— Jim Norton
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
— Jim Norton
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
— Jim Norton
Like once we picked Jim Norton as the head of security, the writing flows pretty easily.
— Ted Alexandro
I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.
— Jim Norton
I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.
— Jim Norton
You look like a diabetic strip club owner.
— Jim Norton
There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.
— Jim Norton
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem.
— Jim Norton
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
— Jim Norton
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
— Jim Norton
