Jim Davis Quotes
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Jim Davis Quotes & Sayings
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I think there's no reason the Davis Cup couldn't be as powerful and popular and profitable as any of the four majors are today, given some changes.
— Jim Courier
I stop short of being a workaholic.
— Jim Davis
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
— Jim Davis
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
— Jim Davis
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
— Jim Davis
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
— Jim Davis
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
— Jim Davis
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
— Jim Davis
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
— Jim Davis
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts ... but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
— Jim Davis
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
— Jim Davis
Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious
— Jim Davis
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
— Jim Davis
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
— Jim Davis
Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf.
— Jim Davis
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
— Jim Davis
Cats rule the world.
— Jim Davis
I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
— Jim Davis
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
— Jim Davis
When all else fails, look cute.
— Jim Davis
When in doubt, pig out!
— Jim Davis
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
— Jim Davis
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
— Jim Davis
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
— Jim Davis
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.
— Jim Davis
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
— Jim Davis
Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.
— Jim Davis