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Jim Davis Quotes & Sayings

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I think there's no reason the Davis Cup couldn't be as powerful and popular and profitable as any of the four majors are today, given some changes. — Jim Courier

I stop short of being a workaholic. — Jim Davis

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. — Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms. — Jim Davis

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. — Jim Davis

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. — Jim Davis

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. — Jim Davis

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. — Jim Davis

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. — Jim Davis

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield — Jim Davis

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. — Jim Davis

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back. — Jim Davis

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us. — Jim Davis

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash. — Jim Davis

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing. — Jim Davis

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts ... but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts — Jim Davis

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. — Jim Davis

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit. — Jim Davis

Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious — Jim Davis

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me. — Jim Davis

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. — Jim Davis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. — Jim Davis

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. — Jim Davis

Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf. — Jim Davis

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. — Jim Davis

Cats rule the world. — Jim Davis

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me. — Jim Davis

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. — Jim Davis

Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner. — Jim Davis

I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles. — Jim Davis

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. — Jim Davis

When all else fails, look cute. — Jim Davis

When in doubt, pig out! — Jim Davis

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. — Jim Davis

If you are patient ... and wait long enough ... Nothing will happen — Jim Davis

I never met a lasagna I didn't like — Jim Davis

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. — Jim Davis

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun. — Jim Davis

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories. — Jim Davis

There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!

Garfield, the cat. — Jim Davis

Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat. — Jim Davis