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If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.
— Penn Jillette
One of the strongest feelings you can get in lifeone of the most rewarding feelings
is the feeling of an "Aha, I finally understand." — Penn Jillette
The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.
— Penn Jillette
In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.
— Penn Jillette
I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.
— Penn Jillette
I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.
— Penn Jillette
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Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh.
— Penn Jillette
I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.
— Penn Jillette
Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.
— Penn Jillette
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
— Penn Jillette
I'm totally clean and sober my whole life.
— Penn Jillette
Astrology is a cousin of racism.
— Penn Jillette
I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.
— Penn Jillette
I'm very happy being big and effeminate.
— Penn Jillette
Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.
— Penn Jillette
If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.
— Penn Jillette
When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.
— Penn Jillette
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.
— Penn Jillette
Atheism is the absence of religion. We don't really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.
— Penn Jillette
You should think about the world and feel about your heart.
— Penn Jillette
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
— Penn Jillette
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.
— Penn Jillette
Make deals with people, not paper.
— Penn Jillette
For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.
— Penn Jillette
In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.
— Penn Jillette
Thou shalt not take anything on faith
— Penn Jillette
I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.
— Penn Jillette
You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.
— Penn Jillette
I don't know what's best for other people.
— Penn Jillette
I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.
— Penn Jillette
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
— Penn Jillette
How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.
— Penn Jillette
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.
— Penn Jillette
I grew up as a Christian. I suppose at some level I wanted to believe someone was watching over me.
— Penn Jillette
We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.
— Penn Jillette
This I believe: I believe there is no God.
— Penn Jillette
Freedom means the right to be stupid.
— Penn Jillette
As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.
— Penn Jillette
'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.
— Penn Jillette
You don't have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is "I don't know".
— Penn Jillette
I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.
— Penn Jillette
Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.
— Penn Jillette
People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.
— Penn Jillette
Most atheists bristle at the thought that atheism has anything to do with faith, but not Penn Jillette.
— Ray Comfort
We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.
— Penn Jillette
I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.
— Penn Jillette
If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.
— Penn Jillette
Read everything and be kind.
— Penn Jillette
Everyday is an atheist holiday.
— Penn Jillette
There should be an ease and clarity to anything that's real and from the heart. Things that are true shouldn't have tricks.
— Penn Jillette
As I'm fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it's straight ahead.
— Penn Jillette
Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.
— Penn Jillette
My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.
— Penn Jillette
The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.
— Penn Jillette
The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.
— Penn Jillette
Tommy Smothers is a hero of mine.
— Penn Jillette
I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.
— Penn Jillette
The fact is that violence gives you a rush.
— Penn Jillette
Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.
— Penn Jillette
In any conflict, the crazier party generally wins.
— Penn Jillette
How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
— Penn Jillette
I'm totally against straight marriage - even though I'm married. I don't think heterosexual marriage is any of the government's business.
— Penn Jillette
Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.
— Penn Jillette
In reality, many people let go of religion later in life.
— Penn Jillette
You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!
— Penn Jillette
Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.
— Penn Jillette
I don't question things that go against what I believe very much. But boy, the stuff that I really want to believe, I really question a lot.
— Penn Jillette
I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.
— Penn Jillette
Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.
— Penn Jillette
All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.
— Penn Jillette
Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.
— Penn Jillette
Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about.
— Penn Jillette
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.
— Penn Jillette
Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see.
— Penn Jillette
If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.
— Penn Jillette
I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along.
— Penn Jillette
Every poker player is smarter than me.
— Penn Jillette
There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.
— Penn Jillette
Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.
— Penn Jillette
Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.
— Penn Jillette
We celebrities are desperate pigs.
— Penn Jillette
I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
— Penn Jillette
Luck is statistics taken personally.
— Penn Jillette