Jesse Ventura Quotes
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Listening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist ...
— Jesse Ventura
A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.
— Jesse Ventura
I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.
— Jesse Ventura
In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?
— Jesse Ventura
The pleasure was all yours.
— Jesse Ventura
Love is by far bigger than the government can ever be.
— Jesse Ventura
You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.
— Jesse Ventura
When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.
— Jesse Ventura
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.
— Jesse Ventura
I don't want Democrats in the boardroom and I don't want Republicans in the bedroom.
— Jesse Ventura
In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
— Jesse Ventura
Is it government's job to make up for someone's mistakes?
— Jesse Ventura
Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.
— Jesse Ventura
I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.
— Jesse Ventura
The first thing out of Fidel Castro's mouth to me, he looked me right in the eye and said, 'You're a man of great courage.'
— Jesse Ventura
You can't legislate against stupidity.
— Jesse Ventura
Liberty is security. Freedom is security.
— Jesse Ventura
Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does?
— Jesse Ventura
In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.
— Jesse Ventura
I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.
— Jesse Ventura
Government cannot be your parent.
— Jesse Ventura
When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.
— Jesse Ventura
They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.
— Jesse Ventura
Wrestling is ballet with violence.
— Jesse Ventura
Now our biggest environmental problems come from our own actions, our own choices, rather than pollution produced by big business.
— Jesse Ventura
Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.
— Jesse Ventura
Government is connected to everything we do.
— Jesse Ventura
Until you have hunted men, you haven't hunted yet.
— Jesse Ventura
Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.
— Jesse Ventura
I tend to like to read history - recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer's imagination.
— Jesse Ventura
I'm an equal opportunity despiser.
— Jesse Ventura
The prohibition of drugs causes crime. You don't have to legalize, just decriminalize it.
— Jesse Ventura
Want a hot dog, McMahon?
— Jesse Ventura
Mexico has strict gun control. You cannot own a gun in Mexico.
— Jesse Ventura
You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.
— Jesse Ventura
When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.
— Jesse Ventura
Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.
— Jesse Ventura
Republicans are not a political party. It's a mental condition.
— Jesse Ventura
I'm saying that there's way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government have told us.
— Jesse Ventura
We're the Fascist States of America today, not the United States of America, because the corporations are in power.
— Jesse Ventura
A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.
— Jesse Ventura
I've never been arrested in my life. Never had cuffs put on me, never been charged with a crime, never spent one day in jail.
— Jesse Ventura
If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
— Jesse Ventura
Our theaters, our museums, our culture. We have everything New York has without the hassles.
— Jesse Ventura
I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
— Jesse Ventura
I can't see any difference in government between Bush and Obama apart from the color of their skin.
— Jesse Ventura
If you buy the flag it's yours to burn.
— Jesse Ventura
I love my country, not my government.
— Jesse Ventura
I ain't got time to bleed.
— Jesse Ventura
I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.
— Jesse Ventura
People don't like politicians.
— Jesse Ventura
If you're smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.
— Jesse Ventura
I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.
— Jesse Ventura
'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.
— Jesse Ventura
I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.
— Jesse Ventura
Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.
— Jesse Ventura
Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.
— Jesse Ventura
Personally, I think Julian Assange is a hero.
— Jesse Ventura
'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.
— Jesse Ventura
I will never stand for a national anthem again. I will turn my back and I will raise a fist.
— Jesse Ventura
There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.
— Jesse Ventura
Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide ... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.
— Jesse Ventura
You can have solid third party politics, but the problem is you're all lumped in to all the fringe groups. That's a stereotype that happens.
— Jesse Ventura
Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.
— Jesse Ventura
You can't put civil rights on the ballot.
— Jesse Ventura
Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.
— Jesse Ventura
Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.
— Jesse Ventura
I find that the history books that we teach our kids with are not fully truthful, in my opinion.
— Jesse Ventura
I'm tolerant of all religions ... I don't care if someone wants to go out there and worship the bark on a tree.
— Jesse Ventura
I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.
— Jesse Ventura
I don't take PAC money. I don't take special interest money.
— Jesse Ventura
There's nothing glamorous about war at all.
— Jesse Ventura
My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.
— Jesse Ventura
Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.
— Jesse Ventura
I don't support communism. I don't like that type of government.
— Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers ... they are obviously alcoholics.
— Lewis Black
I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
— Jesse Ventura
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
— Jesse Ventura
You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.(Larry King Live, May 11, 2009) — Jesse Ventura
Governments are run by people. People can be bad.
— Jesse Ventura
If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.
— Jesse Ventura
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
— Jesse Ventura
There is no right religion, and no one can prove that there is.
— Jesse Ventura
