Jerking Quotes
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Jerking Quotes & Sayings
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When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting a hard-on and not jerking off.
— Paul Russell
A king's pride doesn't fill the people's bellies.
— Brian McClellan
Is it worth getting one more tweet out, or putting your phone down and doing something that is worth tweeting?
— Seth Godin
When was the last time you had a good belly-shaking-tear-jerking-snot-producing laugh?
That long? — Osayi Emokpae Lasisi
That long? — Osayi Emokpae Lasisi
You don't need to use your hand to Push," Gemmel grumbled at him. "Wastes time.
— Brandon Sanderson
The tragedy is that everyone thinks they already have goals. But what they really have are hopes and wishes.
— Brian Tracy
I think of myself as a kind of reporter; I report on the nature of certain events. I think of art as a report on civilization at a certain time.
— Leon Golub
Death was driving an emerald-green Lexus.
— Dean Koontz
Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.
— Robin Williams
Maybe if we would just picture our enemies jerking off once in a while, the world would be a better place.
I don't know. — Matthew Quick
I don't know. — Matthew Quick
You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards.
— Ian Dunbar
Without justice you won't have stability.
— Saad Hariri
Dex:
Now, without any more jerking off from you, I suggest you get packing as fast as you can. I'll help. Where are your bras and underwear? — Karina Halle
Now, without any more jerking off from you, I suggest you get packing as fast as you can. I'll help. Where are your bras and underwear? — Karina Halle
Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.
— Jenny Slate
Let us have a dagger between our teeth,a bomb in our hand,and an infinite scorn in our hearts.
— Benito Mussolini
All men of genius, and all those who have gained rank in the republic of letters, are brothers, whatever may be the land of their nativity.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
You jerk off feel great you wanna go working out.Keep jerking off and working out life is good.
— Elliott Hulse
Our Thoughts have life of its own: Their Birth, Influence and Death happens at our Mind level
— Gaurav Rao
People need to see signs of equal treatment across society.
— Francois Hollande
Facts never prevent the ignorant from jerking their knees into the groin of science.
— Neal Shusterman
You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.
— Sandra Bullock