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Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.
— Christina Grimmie
Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far.
— Logan Green
If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
— Christian Bale
Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk.
— Lisa Turner
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
— Doug Stanhope
He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you!
— Renee Wade
Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable.
— Cameron Jace
I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.
— Martin Shkreli
If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?
— Jonathan Goldstein
What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)
— Lena Dunham
You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.
— Justin Halpern
Good morrow to you, Jessie," Kendrick called. "Jessica," Richard said, giving Kendrick another jerk. "Her name is Jessica!
— Lynn Kurland
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
— Chuck Klosterman
The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.
— Evgeni Kostitsyn
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years.
— Harry Connick Jr.
All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.'
— Jerry Seinfeld
What's success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No, money for the most part turns people into jerks.
— Chris Sacca
Hemmingway was a jerk.
— Harold Robbins
Club bitch? What dumbass female would want to call herself a club bitch with this fucking jerk around?
— R.J. Lewis
I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.
— Reggie Jackson
My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes.
— Noah Baumbach
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
— Greg Behrendt
If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don't just skulk around.
— J.M. Richards
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
— Bill Hicks
He closes his right eye and peers down the barrel with his left and fires. Lilly doesn't jerk at the noise - not
— Robert Kirkman
If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!
— Willie Aames
When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath.
— Fred Durst
Er ... er ... Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk, sir?
— Terry Pratchett
Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.
— Kurt Vonnegut
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
— Greg Behrendt
I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian.
— Rupert Murdoch
I was born a poor black child.
— Al Gore
I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough for smartassery.
— Kendare Blake
Jerk? Is that the best you've got? How disappointing.
— Michelle Rowen
When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job.
— Catherine Anderson
My jerk alarm's been tripped!
— Tachibana Higuchi
Politics means facing up to hard choices and facing down prejudice, short-termism, the easy, tempting court of knee-jerk public reaction.
— Charles Kennedy
There's always a high school jerk, isn't there? But I didn't date much in high school, because I went to an all-girls' private school for ten years.
— Emmanuelle Vaugier
Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself.
— Jude Deveraux
I act like a jerk sometimes.
— Bill Murray
Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.
— David Levithan
The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.
— Julian Casablancas
I'm grieving over what a jerk you are...
— Maria Semple
You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far.
— Melanie Marchande
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
— Seann William Scott
Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television.
— Douglas Hurd
..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that....
— Finn Marlowe
All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making.
— Joshua Ferris
TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE
— Rick Riordan
Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door.
— Rick Remender
We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us.
— Sheena Iyengar
These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.
— Tom Perrotta
I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
His paternal tone irked me no end, and that helped to steel my resolve. I couldn't sell out the the Sixers.
— Ernest Cline
Hemingway was a jerk.
— Harold Robbins
But today? I'm taking the low road because that man, that jerk, deserves it, whoever he is. Fucking asshole ...
— Winter Renshaw
The danger in reviewing and teaching literature for a living (is) you can develop a kind of knee-jerk superiority to the material you're decoding
— Maureen Corrigan
I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
— Lizz Winstead
Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.
— Terry Pratchett
Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around.
— Larry Robinson
You are such a jerk! Get back here!""Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.
— William Safire
You jerk off feel great you wanna go working out.Keep jerking off and working out life is good.
— Elliott Hulse
Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk.
— Brandon Sanderson
The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy.
— Frederick Lenz
Jack in and jerk off, kid! You too can save the world ... from those evil, bug-eyed commies from space!
— Hal Duncan
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
— Charlie Chaplin
Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.
— Ryan Adams
Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody.
— Haruki Murakami
I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it.
— Robert Thier