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It's hard to believe everything won't be this way forever - the two of us on our bikes going — Jenny Han

Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days. — Jenny Offill

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. — Kirstie Alley

Fake flattery or not, his words spiked my system with happy. Behold, the power of a guy paying attention to a girl. — Jenny B. Jones

Raise boys and girls the same way. — Jenny Holzer

I was raised to feel that doing nothing was a sin. I had to learn to do nothing. — Jenny Joseph

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up. — Jenny Eclair

When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world's best mom, and so far I've done it. — Jenny McCarthy

My two great loves. I think I always knew I would be Belly Fisher one day. I just didn't know it was going to happen like this. — Jenny Han

All I know is that every minute without him feels interminably long, like I'm waiting, just waiting for him to come back to me. — Jenny Han

Australia is really a lot like Texas if Texas were mad at you and drunk and maybe had a knife. — Jenny Lawson

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks. — Jenny Mollen

It's better to be a good person than a famous person. — Jenny Holzer

Don't use a pick-up line. — Jenny Slate

We had told people. We had to untell them. You did it so I wouldn't have to speak. — Jenny Offill

I hated to leave her and I hated to
be near her,
because she made me remember what I wanted most to forget. — Jenny Han

You can't buy happiness. You can't earn it. God isn't counting all the deals you're racking up. — Jenny B. Jones

And it's nighttime," said Jenny. She sighed. "I'm going home. — Leonard Richardson

You'll go about your day, and you will miss him at first, but over time it will ease. It will lessen. — Jenny Han

Whether you think you like Rubens or not, his influence runs through the pathways of painting. Like Warhol, he changed the game of art. — Jenny Saville

I wish we could see Hamilton. — Jenny Han

I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it's a savior. — Jenny McCarthy

I made a fatal error thinking he could save me. — Jenny Downham

How do you regret one of the best nights of your entire life? You don't. You remember every word, every look. Even when it hurts, you still remember. — Jenny Han

A little knowledge can go a long way. — Jenny Holzer

I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. Jewish Proverb (p. 117) — Jenny Sanford

The world always looks nicer when it's a little blurry - that's why so many of us have a second glass of wine at dinner. — Jenny Lawson

every emotion, every decision, every reaction can be boiled down to its essence- does it come from love or fear? Dark or light? — Jenny Klaire

I just realized that men get stiletto knives and women get stiletto shoes. This whole thing is fucked. — Jenny Lawson

This is the same reason I listen to a lot of uber-conservative Republican radio. Because I want to know what is on the minds of my enemies. — Jenny Lawson

That raccoon is my goddamn role model. He is the worst and best Patronus ever, and I want to be just like him when I grow up. — Jenny Lawson

I can't for the life of me see that by being permissive you actually assist anyone. — Jenny Shipley

I like any film where the female characters are complex and have a functioning imperfection. — Jenny Slate

Humans are made from the nuclear ash of dead stars. He says that when I die, I'll return to dust, glitter, rain. — Jenny Downham

how it was meant to be. Him squeezing her hand, — Jenny Oliver

I didn't have that kind of friendship, the forever kind of friendship that will last your whole life through, no matter what. — Jenny Han

Maybe this was all supposed to happen just like this, because . . . because it was always gonna be you and me. — Jenny Han

Because she's Peter's girl — Jenny Han

Lick David Tennant's face. — Jenny Lawson

He kisses like ... like it could be his job." Margot giggles and lifts the spoons off her eyes. "Like a male prostitute? — Jenny Han

Life was always easier, reflected Issy, when you were carrying a large Tupperware full of cakes. Everyone was happy to see you then. — Jenny Colgan

In a full grown rye plant, the total length of the roots may reach up to 380 miles (613km)! — Jenny Kellett

Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul. — Jenny McCarthy

So, how does he kiss?"
I'm blushing. I tap my fingers on my lips before I say, "He kisses like ... like it could be his job. — Jenny Han

Nothing like high school. It's a lot of pressure. And . . . I didn't think you'd be so far away." I — Jenny Han

I think the music is relevant and if people are into the music, they're going to be into it regardless of when it comes from. — Jenny Hoyston

Your Pants Are Bragging at Me — Jenny Lawson

Maybe you should stop going by want you feel. He opened my hand and pressed the flower in my grip. And start going by what you know is truth. — Jenny B. Jones

I'd eat a human foot if it was smothered in enough cheese and butter. — Jenny Lawson

He smiled at me, and that smile
he just gets in. His smile did it every time. — Jenny Han

I think regardless of where people are from, country music is a through line. — Jenny Lewis

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

I don't think words reach people. Maybe nothing does — Jenny Downham

I've never been prudish. — Jenny Eclair

It's not all of a sudden," he said, his eyes locked on mine. "It's always. — Jenny Han

The thought of Peter and John Ambrose McClaren in the same space together again is discomforting. Where would I even look? — Jenny Han

Lucy almost killed a man during dinner — Jenny B. Jones

There is still such crookedness in my heart. I had thought loving two people so much would straighten it. — Jenny Offill

A lot of times what's satisfying to me in comedy is when a woman successfully does self-care. — Jenny Slate

God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna mean to make ye laugh! Christ, Jenny will kill me if ye cough up a lung and die out here! — Diana Gabaldon

It was a very imaginative, bitey possum and also a total douche-canoe. — Jenny Lawson

Oh, to be the author of prison letters. It's a young girl's dream come true. — Jenny B. Jones

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect. — Jenny Eclair

he looked at me and Jean Louise with disgust. — Jenny Lawson

Firsts are special. — Jenny Han

Then I yelled through his door, It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS. — Jenny Lawson

Every breath, every heartbeat, was one less until maybe things stopped hurting this much. — Jenny Downham

Life is long if you let it be. — Jenny Han

trolley with Jenny's body on it was wheeled past us, surrounded — Rosamund Lupton

I wonder, though ... what would it be like? To be that close to a boy and have him see all of you, no holding back. — Jenny Han

I rented sloths by the hour. — Jenny Lawson

It's hard to concentrate when your feelings are hurt. — Jenny Han

The most believable lies are the ones that are atleast a little bit true. — Jenny Han

How was it possible to hate him so much and still need him so much at the same time? — Jenny O'Connell

Things can't stay the same forever, Annemarie. People change; they grow up. That's the way it's supposed to happen. — Jenny Han

armed with the Lark Rise to Candleford trilogy as well as the entire Outlander series to sink into on the journey. It — Jenny Colgan

When you start liking pain things start to get interesting. — Jenny Holzer

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns. — Jenny McCarthy

Life doesn't have to be so planned. Just roll with it and let it happen. — Jenny Han

Nothing good happens after two a.m. — Jenny Han

But matters of the heart are not governed by time. - Thomas Allen, Jenny Kissed Me! — Thomas Allen

Apparently my subconscious freaked out when I saw blood on the vet's coat and then I abruptly passed out right on my cat. (That's not a euphemism.) — Jenny Lawson

It's fun wandering around other people's minds. — Jenny Holzer

Never say no when you really want to say yes. — Jenny Han

I lean over to him and put my palms on his smooth cheeks. "That's how I know you're still a boy. Because you're so sure." He — Jenny Han

Ever since I got your letter . . . I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. — Jenny Han

We're about moderation. — Jenny Craig

Don't compare your insides with someone else's outsides. — Jenny Lawson

Sometimes change was good. Sometimes it was even exactly what you needed. — Jenny O'Connell

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish. — Jenny Eclair

Crazy" is just a word boring people use to describe fun people. And I am really, really fun! — Jenny Mollen

I wondered if this was the way old crushes died, with a whimper, slowly, and then, just like that - gone. — Jenny Han

What must it be like, to have a boy like you so much he cries for you? — Jenny Han

Pretend you're good at it." It seemed too simple, but it was all I had so I scrawled the words on my arm and repeated it as a mantra. — Jenny Lawson

I could never be with someone who didn't understand how important my family is to me. When — Jenny Han

We're married, remember? Nobody's breaking up with anybody. — Jenny Offill

Maybe that was how it was with all first loves. They own a little piece of your heart, always. — Jenny Han

You can't be close to someone, not truly, with secrets in between you. — Jenny Han

The most profound things are inexpressible. — Jenny Holzer

Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest. — Jenny McCarthy