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Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can't see crap until it's right in front of me Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: We're going to need a bigger dock We're going to need a bigger dock Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.
- Anthony — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: It was possible to love someone and hate It was possible to love someone and hate him at the same time. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I was standing in the doorway when he I was standing in the doorway when he said hi," Amy said. "And from the look on his face, what he has for you is not the key to the city. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Mason was leaving her for a fifty-four-year-old woman Mason was leaving her for a fifty-four-year-old woman who didn't moisturize — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: In the bad old days, men kept women In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Have you ever met a woman you wanted Have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to?
just turn over everything you had?
-Davy Dempsey- — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: It was a lot easier when we could It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I believe things will work out for us I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I had you pictured dead in a pool I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack) — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: If you can't be a good example, then If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Allie put her chin on his shoulder to Allie put her chin on his shoulder to look into the carton. He had great shoulders and Chinese food. At the moment, he was the perfect man. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: If you are not going to be a If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Everything will be fine. Nothing but good times Everything will be fine. Nothing but good times ahead. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Kid, I've only known you two days and Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: You're not by any chance my stepmother are You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Values aren't buses ... They're not supposed to Values aren't buses ... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Zach had brought her a dog. Zach had brought her a dog. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Part of being a writer is defending your Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: They stared at each other for a moment, They stared at each other for a moment, perplexed by their newfound siblinghood. 'So we're the Luke and Leia of hell,' Mab said. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Mitch woke up the next morning the way Mitch woke up the next morning the way he always did: badly. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Stephen Sondheim said : If you know where Stephen Sondheim said : If you know where you're going, you've gone. Move on. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: No, this wasn't just about sex, but for No, this wasn't just about sex, but for the next hour or so, it was going to be mostly about sex. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: You got shot at and you still got You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Luke is the father of the heart, Richard Luke is the father of the heart, Richard is the father of the mind, and Christopher is the father of the body. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly.'Okay, Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly.
'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Real life doesn't have to suck. Real life doesn't have to suck. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I've been spending a lot of time out I've been spending a lot of time out of here, Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would not be in easy smell to explain. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I'm an open Minded Man. How about a I'm an open Minded Man. How about a threesom? You, me and the machine? — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Mab: You know, Bill, you should see an Mab: You know, Bill, you should see an optometrist about that rolling-eye problem. Makes you look rude and patronizing. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Hello. I like you naked. Never wear clothes Hello. I like you naked. Never wear clothes again. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Your cat just got cat hair on me." Your cat just got cat hair on me." "It's only fair," Min said. "Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Really, The smart thing to do was to Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: He loved her all he could; but he He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Nothing but good times ahead. Nothing but good times ahead. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Drink to me! I just realized that I've Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Nothing matters except what it takes to survive. Nothing matters except what it takes to survive. You remember this, Madeline: You're born alone and you die alone. In between, you make deals. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Who was the moron on the phone?""Carl Avery," Who was the moron on the phone?"
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: If you're going to have an asthma attack If you're going to have an asthma attack in the surf, I strongly recommend you do so in Nantucket. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I'm stuck in the old me, and I I'm stuck in the old me, and I don't know how to get out. I just know the old me isn't the real me anymore. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Have her kidnapped. Tell her you're pregnant and Have her kidnapped. Tell her you're pregnant and she's the mother. Leave a trail of bread crumbs. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: You can't just jump into debauchery one night You can't just jump into debauchery one night and expect to get the hang of it by morning. It takes years. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: As far as I'm concerned the last good As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: What happened to the good old days when What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office? — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: The last time I saw a brow that The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: People should be more careful about what they People should be more careful about what they read to their kids," Park said. "Some of this stuff sounds dangerous. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Life is more than great sex and a Life is more than great sex and a nice car."
"Well, yeah. But not a lot more. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: If you can't be a good example, settle If you can't be a good example, settle for being a horrible warning — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: I'm a feminist," Quinn said. "We get irrational I'm a feminist," Quinn said. "We get irrational urges. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: nfatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three nfatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three years, and you can't know you've found the right person until you're worked your way through it. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: Does it ever occur to you not to Does it ever occur to you not to sleep with women?"
"No," Riley said. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this. — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no ... — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: If you can't be a good example, you'll If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Gwen Goodnight — Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Quotes By Jennifer Crusie: [ ... ] And those women with the [ ... ] And those women with the camera looked loose.
Excellent, Phin thought. At last, some good news. — Jennifer Crusie