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I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can't see crap until it's right in front of me
— Jennifer Crusie
The law is a fine thing, even when it's wrong.
— Jennifer Crusie
We're going to need a bigger dock
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That woman needs protecting like Rambo needs a bodyguard.
— Jennifer Crusie
There was something about having a plan for dinner, a recipe in hand, that made her feel much less hostile about food.
— Jennifer Crusie
That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise)
— Jennifer Crusie
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
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Paris is Rory without Lorelai's influence to draw her out of her books and into the wider world.
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Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.
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Sorry. I forgot your lust for small talk. And how have you been in the fourteen hours since we last spoke, eight of which you were sleeping?
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Would she hit a dog to get great sex?
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Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.
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Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.
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That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?
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Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?"
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive. — Jennifer Crusie
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive. — Jennifer Crusie
Say it," she said, and he said, "I love you. I'll always love you. Forever. It's a life sentence. Now put the damn ring on.
— Jennifer Crusie
Sometimes stories are just previews of coming truths.
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You could forgive a lot if somebody was there to take care of things until you grew up.
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Once you know the truth, it's always obvious
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The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.
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Nothing but good times ahead.
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Who was the moron on the phone?"
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon. — Jennifer Crusie
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon. — Jennifer Crusie
Nothing matters except what it takes to survive. You remember this, Madeline: You're born alone and you die alone. In between, you make deals.
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Have her kidnapped. Tell her you're pregnant and she's the mother. Leave a trail of bread crumbs.
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He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.
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Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.
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Your cat just got cat hair on me." "It's only fair," Min said. "Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
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Hello. I like you naked. Never wear clothes again.
— Jennifer Crusie
You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.
— Jennifer Crusie
[ ... ] And those women with the camera looked loose.
Excellent, Phin thought. At last, some good news. — Jennifer Crusie
Excellent, Phin thought. At last, some good news. — Jennifer Crusie
If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Gwen Goodnight — Jennifer Crusie
-Gwen Goodnight — Jennifer Crusie
There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
— Jennifer Crusie
Does it ever occur to you not to sleep with women?"
"No," Riley said. — Jennifer Crusie
"No," Riley said. — Jennifer Crusie
nfatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three years, and you can't know you've found the right person until you're worked your way through it.
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Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.
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I'm a feminist," Quinn said. "We get irrational urges.
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If you can't be a good example, settle for being a horrible warning
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If you're going to have an asthma attack in the surf, I strongly recommend you do so in Nantucket.
— Jennifer Crusie
Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
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People should be more careful about what they read to their kids," Park said. "Some of this stuff sounds dangerous.
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What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?
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As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.
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You can't just jump into debauchery one night and expect to get the hang of it by morning. It takes years.
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I've been spending a lot of time out of here, Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would not be in easy smell to explain.
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I'm stuck in the old me, and I don't know how to get out. I just know the old me isn't the real me anymore.
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It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.
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Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.
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Everything will be fine. Nothing but good times ahead.
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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
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Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
— Jennifer Crusie
Allie put her chin on his shoulder to look into the carton. He had great shoulders and Chinese food. At the moment, he was the perfect man.
— Jennifer Crusie
If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.
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I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)
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I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.
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You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much.
— Jennifer Crusie
Have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to?
just turn over everything you had?
-Davy Dempsey- — Jennifer Crusie
just turn over everything you had?
-Davy Dempsey- — Jennifer Crusie
In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.
— Jennifer Crusie
You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me. — Jennifer Crusie
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me. — Jennifer Crusie
Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.
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I was standing in the doorway when he said hi," Amy said. "And from the look on his face, what he has for you is not the key to the city.
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It was possible to love someone and hate him at the same time.
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You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.
- Anthony — Jennifer Crusie
- Anthony — Jennifer Crusie
You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
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Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.
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Mab: You know, Bill, you should see an optometrist about that rolling-eye problem. Makes you look rude and patronizing.
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I'm an open Minded Man. How about a threesom? You, me and the machine?
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If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.
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Real life doesn't have to suck.
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Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly.
'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out. — Jennifer Crusie
'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out. — Jennifer Crusie
I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.
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Luke is the father of the heart, Richard is the father of the mind, and Christopher is the father of the body.
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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
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No, this wasn't just about sex, but for the next hour or so, it was going to be mostly about sex.
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Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie
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Mitch woke up the next morning the way he always did: badly.
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They stared at each other for a moment, perplexed by their newfound siblinghood. 'So we're the Luke and Leia of hell,' Mab said.
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Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.
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Zach had brought her a dog.
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