Jehovah Witness Quotes
Collection of top 16 famous quotes about Jehovah Witness
Jehovah Witness Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
— Brian Celio
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
— Lance Armstrong
One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.
— Desi Arnaz
Stop screamin', you know the demon said it's best to die,
And even if Jehovah witness, bet he'll never testify, D'Evils ... — Jay-Z
And even if Jehovah witness, bet he'll never testify, D'Evils ... — Jay-Z
While travelling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
— Gene Spafford
Time means nothing."
~The Time Traveller's Wife — Audrey Niffenegger
~The Time Traveller's Wife — Audrey Niffenegger
The present moment is the only time that is eternal and the only time in which we can experience happiness.
— Deepak Chopra
I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
— Prince
First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovahs Witness.
— Geri Halliwell
I was raised Jehovah's Witness. I was in Bible school at five or six years old, but I wouldn't say that we were a religious family.
— Patti Smith
Having a mother who had been an aeronautical engineer convinced me that more things should be open to women.
— Elizabeth Moon