Jehovah Witness Quotes: top 16 famous quotes about Jehovah Witness

Jehovah Witness Quotes & Sayings

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My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand. — Damon Wayans

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home? — Brian Celio

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs. — Lance Armstrong

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes. — Desi Arnaz

Being a Jehovah's Witness, I don't celebrate birthdays or holidays. I don't vote. — Prince

Stop screamin', you know the demon said it's best to die,
And even if Jehovah witness, bet he'll never testify, D'Evils ... — Jay-Z

While travelling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them. — Gene Spafford

Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing. — Socrates

Time means nothing."
~The Time Traveller's Wife — Audrey Niffenegger

The present moment is the only time that is eternal and the only time in which we can experience happiness. — Deepak Chopra

I'm a Jehovah's Witness. — Prince

First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovahs Witness. — Geri Halliwell

I was raised Jehovah's Witness. I was in Bible school at five or six years old, but I wouldn't say that we were a religious family. — Patti Smith

Having a mother who had been an aeronautical engineer convinced me that more things should be open to women. — Elizabeth Moon

I'm always researching ancient religions, and I was also raised Jehovah's Witness, so that kind of scarred me for life. — Michelle Rodriguez

I never thought about doing anything other than making art. — Kim Gordon