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First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh.
— Jeff Garlin
If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.
— Jeff Garlin
I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.
— Jeff Garlin
I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies.
— Jeff Garlin
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.
— Jeff Garlin
I would stay in bed and get an extra 10 minutes sleep
— Daniel Johns
The folktale is the primer of the picture-language of the soul.
— Joseph Campbell
Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.
— Jeff Garlin
In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.
— Jeff Garlin
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
— Jeff Garlin
As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.
— Jeff Garlin
In the vision there is no morality
— Graham Greene
And that feeling, that attachment I'd felt to him was no longer a hook, but an anchor buried deep in my rib cage.
— Cora Carmack
Minds do not leap. Observation, evaluation, and iteration, not sudden shifts of perception, solve problems and lead us to creation.
— Kevin Ashton
Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.
— Jeff Garlin
Because running fast is more fun than running slow.
— Frank Shorter
God sees in you a masterpiece about to happen
— Max Lucado
I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.
— Jeff Garlin
I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.
— Jeff Garlin
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
— Jeff Garlin
The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.
— Jeff Garlin
A day which passed without a poem from my pen I considered lost and misused.
— Ella Wheeler Wilcox
I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.
— Jeff Garlin
What is excellent,
As God lives, is permanent;
Hearts are dust, hearts' loves remain,
Heart's love will meet thee again. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
As God lives, is permanent;
Hearts are dust, hearts' loves remain,
Heart's love will meet thee again. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.
— Jeff Garlin
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.
— Jeff Garlin