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First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh. — Jeff Garlin

Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them! — Jeff Garlin

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac. — Jeff Garlin

You're becoming insatiable," he murmurs. "I've only got a taste for you," I whisper. — E.L. James

The majority of directors I've worked with didn't know how to talk to actors. — Stanley Tucci

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean. — Jeff Garlin

I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies. — Jeff Garlin

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit. — Jeff Garlin

I would stay in bed and get an extra 10 minutes sleep — Daniel Johns

The folktale is the primer of the picture-language of the soul. — Joseph Campbell

Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes. — Jeff Garlin

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David. — Jeff Garlin

Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine! — Jeff Garlin

In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline. — Jeff Garlin

Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself. — Jeff Garlin

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. — Jeff Garlin

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. — Jeff Garlin

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money. — Jeff Garlin

In the vision there is no morality — Graham Greene

And that feeling, that attachment I'd felt to him was no longer a hook, but an anchor buried deep in my rib cage. — Cora Carmack

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. — Jeff Garlin

Minds do not leap. Observation, evaluation, and iteration, not sudden shifts of perception, solve problems and lead us to creation. — Kevin Ashton

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. — Jeff Garlin

I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families. — Jeff Garlin

Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good. — Jeff Garlin

Because running fast is more fun than running slow. — Frank Shorter

God sees in you a masterpiece about to happen — Max Lucado

I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me. — Jeff Garlin

Make your Vacation into Vacation and you will not have to work a single day. — Nicholas Lore

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work. — Jeff Garlin

It does not matter what comes up. What matters is who you are, the one perceiving it. — Mooji

I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do. — Jeff Garlin

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. — Jeff Garlin

The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing. — Jeff Garlin

A day which passed without a poem from my pen I considered lost and misused. — Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig. — Jeff Garlin

What is excellent,
As God lives, is permanent;
Hearts are dust, hearts' loves remain,
Heart's love will meet thee again. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week. — Jeff Garlin

Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains. — Jeff Garlin