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For far too long, the female gender has been plagued with stereotypes, typecasting, as well as, subtle and blatant discrimination.
— Asa Don Brown
Be the person that will take the first step towards personal success. You will be remembered for it.
— Steven Cuoco
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham
Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no
Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard. — Jeff Dunham
Did you know Johnny thinks he's Pittacus resurrected?
— Pittacus Lore
I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.
— Roald Dahl
Somehow, without noticing, Mosca had become old enough to hear about such things.
— Frances Hardinge
Shut up or i'll kill you by Achmed the dead tarries.
— Jeff Dunham