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There is nothing, no sound, and we are thinking very unhappy thoughts as we kneel down and perform our watery pantomime one more time. — Jeff Lindsay

Every time we lose a species webreak a life chain which has evolved over 3.5 billion years. — Jeff McNeely

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. — Jeff Foxworthy

Annoyance, Eisenhower knew that the prolonged — Jeff Shaara

I will never stop being pissed. He has now created a 'lifetime of seeking vengeance' scenario. — Jeff Strand

Sometimes, I stood at the front of the E train, watching the tunnel ahead, imagining what Anthem would look like on stage. — Jeff Britting

The British invasion certainly made a lot of noise in the record industry. — Jeff Barry

Until the president produces a responsible deficit reduction plan, I'm not going to the White House to negotiate with myself. — Jeff Landry

Our kids are in their twenties now, which is a wonderful time. — Jeff Daniels

I want to be ripped apart by music ... — Jeff Buckley

I will carry a mark on my heart for the rest of my life. — Jeff Wheeler

If you don't understand the details of your business you are going to fail. — Jeff Bezos

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy

When he read, it was as if he were transported to some dreamland where he could not hear whispers or shouting. — Jeff Wheeler

If it was true that all paths in our World led to only one place, then why not fill whatever path you chose with the best things you could find? — Jeff Hirsch

I will seek to reverse the shift of benefits from Medicaid to Medicare and hold harmless our seniors and disabled. — Jeff Bingaman

that if you don't read nobody does — Jeff Kinney

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

the atmosphere of the town was an artificial creation whose existence relied on the subtle attentions of its inhabitants. — Jeff VanderMeer

You know, ballet might be too formal of a title for the type of dance I do, but I love to dance. — Jeff Bridges

I would love to learn archery. Unfortunately I'm too busy writing and drawing ten thousand comics a month. Maybe one day! — Jeff Lemire

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids. — Jeff Foxworthy

I just find my creativity manifesting a bunch of different ways. — Jeff Bridges

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

I've found I sometimes have the best success working on characters I didn't really connect to right away. — Jeff Lemire

you look you see only bitterness or despair. If all of these conditions and situations apply to you, I recommend a refreshing suicide attempt. — Jeff VanderMeer

The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine. — Jeff Bezos

Love, anger, depression, joy and dreams ... And Zeppelin. Totally. — Jeff Buckley

If you never want to be criticized, for goodness' sake don't do anything new. — Jeff Bezos

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat. — Jeff Foxworthy

Hope's interesting, isn't it? I can't turn hope off, it's hopeless. — Jeff Bridges

Brute force never changes people. People need to change themselves. — Jeff Stone

Someone who is not a killer is not going to watch a TV show and decide to be a killer. — Jeff Lindsay

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces? — Jeff O'Brien

In life and in movies, it's a similar challenge, where you have expectations, and you end up in situations that are not meeting your expectations. — Jeff Bridges

My singing ability is zilch. — Jeff VanderMeer

Got an issue, get a tissue. — Jeff Rich

I kept going into the beautiful dark and never let anyone intrude on my world again. — Jeff Carlson

I'd have to say I've become more aware of my communal responsibility. — Jeff Koons

It is a ripper. I would be disappointed if it simply nuzzled them and showed its belly for a good rub. — Jeff Salyards

I think we're all hooked, I feel my own hook-ness on immediate gratification you know. I want what I want. — Jeff Bridges

If you have a business model that relies on customers being misinformed, you better start working on changing your business model. — Jeff Bezos

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy

But being hit in the face with monkey poo is something that, deep inside, we all believe happens only to other people. — Jeff Strand

There is a time on every job where you say, Screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. — Jeff Abbott

Actors don't necessarily want to be famous or rich or anything else. It's a very bad gamble if that's what you're after. — Jeff Goldblum

It's a matter of will. If you know that you can keep your head, and that you must keep your head, you probably will keep your head. — Jeff Cooper

More traffic means more advertising dollars. — Jeff Zucker

Honest people can disagree on policy. But where there can be no honest disagreement is the need to change our nation's debt course. — Jeff Sessions

The everybody-loves-Jeff Bridges home base is, of course, 'The Big Lebowski.' — Stephen Rodrick

Anytime somebody is absolutely certain about something, they are almost always absolutely wrong — Jeff Lindsay

I travel for work, but recently, friends said I should take major trips. — Jeff Goldblum

We innovate by starting with the customer and working backwards. That becomes the touchstone for how we invent. — Jeff Bezos

Coming in second place just means you were the first person to lose ... — Jeff Hawkins

I'm drawn to the path of least resistance. — Jeff Bridges

People who asked questions didn't necessary like being asked questions. — Jeff VanderMeer

If you can't feed a team with two pizzas, it's too large. — Jeff Bezos

Every time I walk down one of those red carpets, you think I'd be used to it after all these years, but it's like it's happening for the first time. — Jeff Bridges

Effective process is not bureaucracy. Bureaucracy is senseless process. — Jeff Bezos

I believe the best creative writing lessons live in the specifics. — Jeff VanderMeer

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

I've found my cause. — Jeff Garvin

Offering democracy to an Arab is like bringing a horse to a steakhouse. — Jeff Cooper

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do. — Jeff Foxworthy

If the world is a just place, that mark — Jeff VanderMeer

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before. — Jeff Stelling

We like to pioneer, we like to explore, we like to go down dark alleys and see what's on the other side. — Jeff Bezos

Leaning to the side but you can't speed through;
2 miles an hour so everybody sees you. — DJ Jazzy Jeff

As an artist, I've always wanted to participate in the dialogue of art with other artists. — Jeff Koons

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication — Jeff Foxworthy

Society was built on a foundation of fear, not authenticity. I get too numb when I join the world. I lose my openness, my access to the divine. — Jeff Brown

The leader's (Jeff Denson's) superb bowing.. showcasing Denson's haunting vocals — Bill Milkowski

One of my great values that my father intuited, and indirectly taught me, is that you should always have a plan but be open to opportunity. — Jeff Raikes

Deborah's little house was lavishly decorated in I-have-no-life modern. — Jeff Lindsay

Argentine was a hard king to serve. He had a barbed whip for a tongue and it drew blood whenever he spoke. — Jeff Wheeler

I've been a job creator. I've worked in the economy myself. — Jeff Greene

The Cold War was really the great struggle of the 20th Century and it shaped American political life from top to bottom. — Jeff Sharlet

I honestly don't remember the book well enough to register any surprise about anything. I don't remember anything being shocking to me. — Jeff Tweedy

He is appointed Lieutenant Colonel, second-in-command of the Twentieth Maine Regiment of Volunteers. — Jeff Shaara

Work Hard, have fun, make history — Jeff Bezos

You can go from having all your stuff together and really feeling good about yourself to really figuring you can't run a lick. — Jeff Burton

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? — Jeff Foxworthy

I can't remember in 1980 who I voted for. I wish I could tell you. — Jeff Greene

Do what you do best and link to the rest — Jeff Jarvis

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. — Jeff Foxworthy

People do judge books by their covers; it's human nature. They react to the way you look before they hear a single word that comes out of your mouth. — Jeff Garvin

Part of company culture is path-dependent - it's the lessons you learn along the way. — Jeff Bezos

Abstraction and luxury are the guard dogs of the upper class. — Jeff Koons

When you think about your heritage, you think about toughness and hard work. — Jeff Garcia

Complexity is not a cause of confusion. It is a result of it. — Jeff Hawkins

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

You have to use your judgment. In cases like that, we say, 'let's be simple minded. We know this is a feature that's good for customers. Let's do it. — Jeff Bezos

That is the tragedy of everyday life: when you are in it, you can never see your self clearly. — Jeff VanderMeer

I've had really great experiences working with first-time directors. They come at filmmaking with fresh ideas. I've been very lucky that way. — Jeff Bridges

I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains. — Jeff Hawkins

I think it's real easy to be famous these days; it's not real easy to sustain success. — Jerry Jeff Walker

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an
Egyptian — Jeff Stelling

Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't care about that. Just winning. — Jeff Kent