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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. — Jean Kerr

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people. — Jean Kerr

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. — Jean Kerr

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing. — Jean Kerr

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother. — Jean Kerr

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. — Jean Kerr

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you. — Jean Kerr

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time. — Jean Kerr

The real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old. — Jean Kerr

It takes at least one to make a marriage. — Jean Kerr

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs. — Jean Kerr

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs. — Jean Kerr

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them. — Jean Kerr

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. — Jean Kerr

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all. — Jean Kerr

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. — Jean Kerr

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives. — Jean Kerr

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. — Jean Kerr

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. — Jean Kerr

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. — Jean Kerr

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. — Jean Kerr

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure. — Jean Kerr

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? — Jean Kerr

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. — Jean Kerr

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr

I will read anything rather than work. — Jean Kerr

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say. — Jean Kerr

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat. — Jean Kerr

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. — Jean Kerr

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. — Jean Kerr

Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. — Jean Kerr

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count). — Jean Kerr

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents. — Jean Kerr

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything. — Jean Kerr

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in! — Jean Kerr

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. — Jean Kerr