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Jazz Funny Quotes & Sayings

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The beautiful soul! — Lailah Gifty Akita

I want to make sure the fine-dining restaurant has a clientele who is local as much as tourists and foodies. — Daniel Boulud

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard — Bill Bailey

It's sensational to be a part of a series that takes on a life of its own. — Robert Wagner

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him. — Dick Van Dyke

Time is information we don't have. Time is our ignorance. — Carlo Rovelli

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny. — Tommy Chong

I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny. — Paul Provenza

Now it's like my whole body is suddenly in revolt. No more. Not one day more. Not one more hour. My body wants sex. — Ruby Redhead

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny. — Frank Zappa

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. — Dylan Moran

Why do we always treat kids like the enemy?" "Because they so often behave like an alien species? — Tess Gerritsen

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction. — Barry Lyga

In order to become the chisel that breaks the marble inside us, the artist must first become the hammer. [Soviet censor of paintings and photos] — Anthony Marra

It's hard to find an emblem of cultural, national pride that burns as bright as Israel's success in classical music. — Zubin Mehta

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for. — Noel Fielding

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. — K.R. Grace

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. — Wilson Mizner

All of us basically want the same things: opportunity for our children, and prosperity for our families and communities. — Christine Gregoire

Iraq is in a civil war. There is no road in that country that is safe. — Mark Shields

Words are things. A small drip of ink, falling like dew upon a thought, produces that which makes thousands, perhaps even millions. — Bryon