Jazz Funny Quotes
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Jazz Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The beautiful soul!
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I want to make sure the fine-dining restaurant has a clientele who is local as much as tourists and foodies.
— Daniel Boulud
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard
— Bill Bailey
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
— Dick Van Dyke
Time is information we don't have. Time is our ignorance.
— Carlo Rovelli
Now it's like my whole body is suddenly in revolt. No more. Not one day more. Not one more hour. My body wants sex.
— Ruby Redhead
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
— Frank Zappa
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
— Dylan Moran
Why do we always treat kids like the enemy?" "Because they so often behave like an alien species?
— Tess Gerritsen
In order to become the chisel that breaks the marble inside us, the artist must first become the hammer. [Soviet censor of paintings and photos]
— Anthony Marra
It's hard to find an emblem of cultural, national pride that burns as bright as Israel's success in classical music.
— Zubin Mehta
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
— Noel Fielding
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.
— K.R. Grace
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
— Wilson Mizner
All of us basically want the same things: opportunity for our children, and prosperity for our families and communities.
— Christine Gregoire
