Jay's Quotes

The Buddha's dharma didn't teach peace and relaxation; it taught awakening - often rude awakening. — Jay Michaelson

Jay Cee's ugly as sin. — Sylvia Plath

There's no way that if you get participation out of a person can they say you didn't rock it. — Jam Master Jay

Nissan is designing a car that will read the driver's mind. I already know what I'm going to do. I want a car that will read the other guy's mind. — Jay Leno

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid. — Jay Mohr

Jay Abraham's client sent him $50,000 a month for a long time for writing one headline. That's what people who understand communication can do. — Eben Pagan

It's love that makes the world go round - otherwise it would be flat. — Jay Woodman

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh ... it's as simple as that. — Jay Leno

Whatever's going to happen was already written and no man can change that. — Kareem Abdul Rahman

The original theme of 'Beauty and the Beast' is don't judge a book by its cover. Love what's inside. — Jay Ryan

God, I am freaking out. Maybe he doesn't know. Maybe I just look guilty of something and he's picking up on that. — Jay Asher

He sure does fall asleep a lot. Must be the Paxil. he takes his pill and a half hour later it's like he's roofied himself. — Jay Clark

For me art is a spontaneous journey on the crest of the Tao's wave, — David Jay Brown

There's a smile on my face for the whole human race. — Alan Jay Lerner

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence. — Jay Leno

A free and open Internet is a despot's worst enemy. — Jay Samit

Maybe it's not as important to you as it was for me, but that's not for you to decide. — Jay Asher

It's hard to be honest with other people when you're hardly honest with yourself. — Jay Wilson

Best thing that's happened this year? Maybe Hostel. It was a great experience. I loved it. — Jay Hernandez

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. — Jay Leno

President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.' — Jay Leno

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? — Jay Leno

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

Yeah, 'Gossip Girl' is a good show. It's a real New York show, like 'Sex and the City.' — Jay McInerney

I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being compared to Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's just a different style of humor. — John Kricfalusi

Because it's always been you even when I didn't want it to be, even when it broke my heart over and over again. It's always been you. — Jay Crownover

Nothing. It's ridiculous," he says. "I don't belong on those tapes. Hannah just wanted an excuse to kill herself." I — Jay Asher

President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States. — Jay Leno

There's a coward and a fool, and both of them are you, My heart is cracked and broken, but yours is frozen through. — Jay Bell

Regardless of all the black-letter days you might have to endure, there's always a red one waiting for you. — Jay McLean

Science simply cannot adjudicate the issue of God's possible superintendence of nature. — Stephen Jay Gould

Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from $10 thousand dollars to $25 thousand. What's next, a health care plan? — Jay Leno

There's no emotion greater than fear. No ache greater than grief. No sound greater than silence. — Jay McLean

To be cold and incapable of pity is one thing; to have compassion and use it only when it's convenient is nothing less than evil. — Stacey Jay

Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution?
Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore. — Jay Leno

Today's entrepreneur is creating opportunities for connections around the content without ever being tied to the cost of creating that content. — Jay Samit

Exercise is roughly the only equivalent of a fountain of youth that exists today, and it's free to everyone. — S. Jay Olshansky

President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot. — Jay Leno

I enjoy acting, and it's given me a ton of happiness and it's affected my life and my family's lives in ways that we just can't imagine. — Jay Baruchel

Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgment. — Jay Leno

If it's red, French, costs too much, and tastes like the water that's left in the vase after the flowers have died and rotted, it's probably Burgundy. — Jay McInerney

There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up! — Jay Leno

I'm very interested in everything. The words fell with a hollow flatness on to Jay Cee's desk, like so many wooden nickels. — Sylvia Plath

According to the Mayans, the world is supposed to end in the year 2012. Are you buying that? When's the last time you even ran into a Mayan? — Jay Leno

I don't think I have charisma. I don't think that someone will yell 'Wow, he's charismatic' when I'm eating in a restaurant. — Jay Park

We're ready for a real black President - someone like Jay-Z. Obama's fine, just not all black. He's our gateway Negro. — Christopher Titus

Outside of advertising, the person who's influenced me most is quite possibly Frank Gehry. — Jay Chiat

I don't work in movies and TV because I adore acting, it's because I adore movies and TV. — Jay Baruchel

It's easy to lose yourself in the idea of a person and be blinded to their reality. — Jay Kristoff

An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him. — Alan Jay Lerner

Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress. — Jay Leno

It's probably incorrect to say that Islam is 'a religion of peace,' as some politicians like to say. Overstatements like that don't clarify anything. — Jay Parini

It's not unusual for socio-economic, even racial or ethnic, groups to cluster. — Jay Parini

Wayne's done way more for my career than Jay-Z. Wayne is the reason I'm here. — Drake

The Gold Rush(1925) affirmed Charlie Chaplin's belief that tragedy and comedy are never far apart. — Steven Jay Schneider

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. — Jay Leno

The key of all life is value. Value is not what you get, it's what you give. — Jay Abraham

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline. — Jay Leno

Jay-Z's my favorite rapper, but why can't I aspire to be better than him? — Wale

The ability to sympathize with those around us seems crucial to our survival, and it's connected to the mirroring functions of the brain. — Jay Parini

I think there's one more thing Perry can forget, too: Being president. — Jay Leno

Persuasion isn't about the people you disagree with. It's about the fulcrum; the persuadable audience. — Jay Heinrichs

5 words of advice to reduce stress - "Connect with your Soul's power" or "Change your reality through Coaching". — Jay Woodman

It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush falls below 50 percent, that's when we'll be going. — Jay Leno

You want to go down in flames, I guess that's your call, but I'm not going to watch you burn. — Jay Crownover

I'm developing some other things in other genres, including one dramatic piece. So, anything's possible. — Jay Roach

Everything. He is just everything I want ...
I don't think he's everything you want; I think he's everything you need. — Jay Crownover

Hallelujah! It's about time you two idiots figured out that you were made for each other. — Jay Crownover

Always carry a camera, it's tough to shoot a picture without one. — Jay Maisel

He's always looking out windows,
contemplating something. — Jay Asher

A lot of companies are still using social as the world's shortest press release. — Jay Baer

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. — Jay London

In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards. — Jay Pharoah

But I need to wake up somehow. Or maybe not. Maybe it's best to get through the day half-asleep. Maybe that's the only way to get through today. — Jay Asher

The gaze of Daniio's slow cousin eye seemed to be wandering off, as if distracted by pretty flowers, or perhaps a rainbow.* — Jay Kristoff

It's hard enough as a kid these days to feel normal and just try to fit in. To be a diabetic is just a dramatic thing to go through. — Jay Cutler

It's ironic, really, isn't it? Nineteen-year age gap, and it's the old bloke who comes in his pants, and the twenty-something with performance issues. — Jay Northcote

The NFL draft is going to be this Thursday. That's a huge night for college players. That's the night they start being paid over the table. — Jay Leno

Open spaces sing to my heart
of the art of nature and the nature of art. — Jay Woodman

It's hard to build a brand, competitively, and tell people what you do as well. — Jay Chiat

He's not the heart and flowers kind of guy, but he's the heart and soul kind, and fuck if every girl would rather that than flowers. — Jay McLean

Sometimes it's said that psychiatrists are doctors who are frightened by the sight of blood. I might have fallen into that category. — Robert Jay Lifton

The future of marketing isn't big data, it's big understanding. — Jay Baer

Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama's economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America. — Jay Leno

Because it's not fair that you should have to love me broken, especially when I can never make you whole. — Jay McLean

Is your sister ... uh ... hearing impaired?"
"She's just reading. — Jay McLean

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

Let's follow our curiosity & our joy. — Jay Woodman

Half the time he seems self-centered, the other half it's like he lives solely for Ben. — Jay Bell

Tell me why when we do this it's so much different than whenever I've done it before. — Jay Crownover

You are the universe - that's why it shines! — Jay Woodman

This was not a spurr-of-the-moment decision. Do not take me for granted ... again. — Jay Asher

How in the world was I alone? Because I wanted to be. That's all I can say. It's all that makes sense to me. — Jay Asher

Life's got to be a game we are playing, so stand back and check out your moves. — Jay Woodman

But now Jay's mind was so full of other things that he could no longer hear the bird's song. — Ilchi Lee

That boy is sprung on you and he is a nice guy. A superhot, supersexy nice guy. Do you know how rare that is? He's like a goddamn unicorn. — Jay Crownover

Sometimes, there's no one around to tell you to be quiet... to be very, very quiet. Sometimes you need to be quiet when you're all alone. — Jay Asher

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' — Jay Leno

You get to a point in your career, I think, it's not even about money. You're secure. You want to win Super Bowls. — Jay Cutler