Jason Segel Quotes
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Jason Segel Quotes & Sayings
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In the absence of facts ... we tell ourselves stories.
— Noah Hawley
I was a huge Muppet fan growing up. I want to bring it back to the early '80s Muppet movies, when the scripts could have been performed by humans.
— Jason Segel
Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.
— Jason Segel
I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
— Jason Segel
That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
— Jason Segel
That's how fear grows. When you keep it locked inside and never let it out, it starts to eat you alive.
— Jason Segel
When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man.
— Jason Segel
Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
— Jason Segel
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
— Jason Segel
My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it.
— Jason Segel
People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.
— Jason Segel
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
— Robert Wagner
I have made a lot of mistakes.
— Steven Seagal
The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going to be a mistake.
— Jason Segel
For the Lord touched all parts of creation, and freed and undeceived them all from every deceit.
— Athanasius Of Alexandria
You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back.
— Jason Segel
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.
— Jason Segel
The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.
— Jason Segel