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My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar. — Sue Grafton

Jars neither of wine nor of water shall fail in the houses of the rich. — Aeschylus

There are times when the mirth of others only saddens us, especially the mirth of children with high spirits, that jar on our own quiet mood. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

All winter you carved water jars out of ice.
How well will they hold the summer snowmelt? — Rumi

I'm impressed." I meant it, and he nodded his head in thanks.
"Yeah, turning jars into soda.Let the world tremble before my power. — Rachel Hawkins

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

He seized a bucket and plunging it into one of the half jars took up three hens and a couple of geese, — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Who knows what lies in the hearts of men? And more importantly, who cares so long as they open our jars and kill spiders? — Candace Vianna

Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son. — Camille Paglia

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey. — Jim Cummings

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama. — Neil Gaiman

My face I don't mind it,
Because I'm behind it
'Tis the folks in the front that I jar. — Anthony Euwer

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar. — Ray Romano

the next time you listen to Borodin remember his wife used his compositions to line the cat boxes with or to cover jars of sour milk; — Charles Bukowski

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. — Will Advise

We do not thieve the peckers of men who've spurned us and squirrel them away in glass jars. — Camille DeAngelis

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard. — Frank Sinatra

Conflict, which rouses up the best and highest powers in some characters, in others not only jars the whole being, but paralyzes the faculties. — Anna Brownell Jameson

But then what does it matter whence comes the gentle nudge that jars the soul into motion and sets it rolling, doomed never again to stop? — Vladimir Nabokov

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. — Harlan Miller

We have this treasure in clay jars, so that this extraordinary power may be from God and not from us. 2 Corinthians 4:7 — Beth Moore

When a peasant has a baby girl, the family puts up a vegetable every year and gives the jars to her when she's married. This — Mark Kurlansky

My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires. — Big Smo

The Sins of Scripture is an interesting title; most people don't put sins and scripture together in the same title. It jars people. — John Shelby Spong

Day and night my thoughts incline To the blandishments of wine, Jars were made to drain, I think; Wine, I know, was made to drink. — Richard Henry Stoddard

Drink from the presence of saints, not from those other jars. — Rumi

Salt is added to dried rose petals with the perfume and spices, when we store them away in covered jars, the summers of our past. — Wallace Stegner

Directing teenage actors is like juggling jars of nitro-glycerine: exhilarating and dangerous. — Stephen King

Jeweled stars, pearl stars, silver coins in olive jars... glittering deep within the dark, see them flicker, see them spark... — Shira Glassman

The Shift hasn't happened yet, maybe it never will, but sometimes-just enough times to give me hope-my brain jars back into where it's supposed to be. — Ned Vizzini

Someone once said that under the bell jar of compliance, the only thing that blooms is rage. — Jane Fonda

Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles. — Regina Spektor

I could go for a sandwich, but I'm not gonna open two jars. — Brian Regan

We are all jars of clay, fragile and poor, yet we carry within us an immense treasure. — Pope Francis

She could suck a human's soul empty in fifteen seconds but opening jars was sometimes beyond her. — Shannon Drawe

Do not disregard the accumulation of goodness, saying, 'This will come to nothing.' By the gradual falling of raindrops, a jar is filled. — Gautama Buddha

Dancing? Not only do I have two left feet, but they're different sizes. And I don't put them in shoes - I store them in glass jars in my basement. — Jarod Kintz

When the jars of clay remember they are jars of clay, the treasure within gets all the glory, which seems somehow more fitting. — Jen Hatmaker

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar — Allen West

Please DO waste art materials. Use paper. Empty paint jars. Deplete pens. if it's teaching you stuff, it's not being wasted. — Danny Gregory

You know what rumors are like-like a jar full of moths. Once they escape, they're all over the place. — Rhys Bowen

I collect flickering stars
in old pickling jars,
poking holes in the lids
so they can breathe. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star

Closure is for jars, books, and closet doors. — James Sallis

Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic. — Anthony Bourdain

There is a poetry in making preserves; the housewife has caught duration in the snare of sugar, she has enclosed life in jars. — Simone De Beauvoir

If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding. — Steve Cropper

Jealousy is a kind of Civil War in the Soul, where Judgment and Imagination are at perpetual Jars. — Various

Why does everyone think that I am a cruel and insensitive man? I mean, come on, I have kids ... on my desk in little jars! — Stephen King

We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside. — Paulo Coelho

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra. — Charlaine Harris

I've never found that it jars to go back and forth. — Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

Honestly, the secret to impressing people is this: individual portions, packaged in mason jars. I — Becky Albertalli

He wants the jars that have caught the morning light; I think he believes they hold little pieces of the sun. — Lauren DeStefano

Also, Ares developed a serious fear of jars. I think I'm going to get him a nice one for Christmas. — Rick Riordan

Menacing, maniacal, like bees
Kept in glass jars
For centuries.
History wants to hurt you. — Cynthia Cruz

It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work. — P.G. Wodehouse

We've got some PTSD vets," Sarah says, making it sound like she's keeping them in jars somewhere. — Phil Klay

I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some. — Julie Brown

Amazing tributaries feeding where the rivers will never flow.... — Jars Of Clay

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. — Bruce Willis

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25. — Demetri Martin

As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter. — Victoria Moran

Some people walk with oceans in their hearts; some just with jars of water. Drink from both. — Eric Onyango Otieno

Alas! all music jars when the soul's out of tune. — Miguel De Cervantes