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I'd rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It's homemade. — Jarod Kintz

I'll tell you love is like a pickle, and then I'll reach my hand into the jar to grab the last one. — Jarod Kintz

Make love like you just stole it. — Jarod Kintz

The book "Little Women," what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets. — Jarod Kintz

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. — Jarod Kintz

Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone over me and that hurts. And it feels good. — Jarod Kintz

The earth has lots of love to give, if you just know where to dig. My advice is start in the cemetery. — Jarod Kintz

She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I sold her an umbrella that would shield her from heavenly I love yous. — Jarod Kintz

The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis. — Jarod Kintz

Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected. — Jarod Kintz

I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level. — Jarod Kintz

Love is communicating. I'm sorry, mime, but I only lust you. — Jarod Kintz

If you're going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice for falling in love. — Jarod Kintz

Love is, just like isn't isn't is. — Jarod Kintz

A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn't always better. Don't you want to make love better? — Jarod Kintz

I'm too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make is love. And then I wouldn't be productive, I'd be reproductive. — Jarod Kintz

I don't know what's in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope. — Jarod Kintz

I am the love machine of desire. I'm easy to operate. Just pull on my lever. — Jarod Kintz

Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It's tough because they're slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen. — Jarod Kintz

I'd rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that's just the romantic me. — Jarod Kintz

Love is like looking over a cliff. You didn't fall. I pushed you. — Jarod Kintz

I feel like I'm late for love. I'll be 30 in March. Damn it! I knew I should have set my alarm clock. — Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I wish I were someone else. Times like those I borrow somebody else's nametag. I make love like Todd. At least Today I do. — Jarod Kintz

Love rules the world. Like a tyrant. — Jarod Kintz

I make love like a flamethrower would make a good ice machine. But that's OK, because I like ice water. — Jarod Kintz

My apartment complex isn't. No, it's simple. I used to think our love was simple, until Chris Hemsworth moved into your heart. — Jarod Kintz

In the throes of passion, I threw out an I love you. Did I mean it? Does a dictionary mean what it says? — Jarod Kintz

I carry my love over, and I carry over the two when we multiply. — Jarod Kintz

My love is as loud as it can be while still being silent. Would you describe our relationship as Helen Kelleresque — Jarod Kintz

I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably. — Jarod Kintz

Human hands are great for waving hello, waving goodbye, and for making love alone in front of a cheering audience of paying spectators. — Jarod Kintz

If my love were a bagel, I'd put cream cheese on it. But it's not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample? — Jarod Kintz

As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I'll pen our love story, if you'll be my co-author. — Jarod Kintz

If love were orange, like an apple, there'd be nothing to compare it to. — Jarod Kintz

I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven. — Jarod Kintz

I'm on the road, Butte is 58 miles away, and I'm driving 85 mph. So I should be there in an hour. Oh, if only love were so easy to calculate. — Jarod Kintz

It was a blustery winter night, back in the summer of 2009. That's when we met, and that's when I knew it was love, two years before. — Jarod Kintz

My love disappeared, along with the evidence of her dead body. — Jarod Kintz

If trees had love, instead of leaves, I'd gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you. — Jarod Kintz

I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That's one of the joys of love. Well, two of the joys. — Jarod Kintz

Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I'm a person like those people. — Jarod Kintz

The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn't hate, it's ignoringance. — Jarod Kintz

I give you my love, and all I ask in return is room and board that includes three square meals a day. — Jarod Kintz

I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous woman, but she was more expensive. — Jarod Kintz

The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you. — Jarod Kintz

If love had a pulse, like a heartbeat, would you find yourself oscillating like an isosceles triangle at the righteousness of a right-angled one? — Jarod Kintz

Flower petals in the breeze look like a butterfly flapping its wings. My love for you takes flight like a white orchid blushing pink. — Jarod Kintz

To show you how much I love you, I'd take you to the moon and back. Or try to fake it in a film studio. — Jarod Kintz