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My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar. — Sue Grafton

I'll tell you love is like a pickle, and then I'll reach my hand into the jar to grab the last one. — Jarod Kintz

Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar ... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! — Charles M. Schulz

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. — A.A. Milne

I reckon a good poem lasts a whole lot longer than a hundred of those people put together. — Sylvia Plath

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey. — Jim Cummings

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You possibly believe I keep the glue Of lies for Happiness's in a broken jar? — Henrik Ibsen

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar. — Ray Romano

My longing for someone to talk to made Himillsy the lightning bug in my honey jar. I punched holes in the lid so she could breathe. — Chip Kidd

You don't want to look back at your years with regrets. Regrets have no place in your memory jar. — Tricia Goyer

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic. — Rachel Caine

Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator. — Dennis Vickers

The whole world is like an opened candy jar, and we're plunging in for the best treats — Vicki Alayne Bradley

Still may syllables jar with time,
Still may reason war with rhyme,
Resting never! — Ben Jonson

Meditation is the movement of love. It isn't the love of the one or of the many. It is like water that anyone can drink out of any jar. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. — Will Advise

Live for One day instead to die every day.
Work is worship
Do or die. — Nancy Patchen

Idea. Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger. Violet, — Lemony Snicket

Noodle snapped. No more cookies in the cookie jar. — Stacey Marie Brown

What else is life but a couple of pickles in a jar. — Keri L. Sparks

Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger. — Lemony Snicket

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. — Robert Bloch

If you guessed a loaf of white bread and a jar of Miracle Whip, you should run out and play the lottery right now because you are a genius. White — Glozell Green

My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it! — Monica DiNatale

My name's Mapo," the boy says. "Mesa Jar Jar. — Chuck Wendig

In the infinitesimal glow of the stars,
the trees and flowers were strewing
their cool odos. There was no moon. — Sylvia Plath

I turned my nightmares into fireflies and caught them in a jar. — Laini Taylor

My soft voice and demeanor were useless. In a pint jar, I carried a cremated friend, like flesh scraped from a cistern. — Henri Cole

I drank a jar of coffee
And I took some of these — Mark E. Smith

There was a beautiful time... — Sylvia Plath

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Like a jar you housed infinite tenderness
And the infinite tenderness shattered you like a jar. — Pablo Neruda

And then comes the realization. That although a house was taken from you, you can still build a home in a wine jar. — Camilo Garzon

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I waited, as if the sea could make my decision for me. — Sylvia Plath

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

On 'Arrow,' we have Ray Palmer and Roy Harper, and if you call Roy 'Ray' and Ray 'Roy,' you have to put money into the jar. — Marc Guggenheim

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week. — Malin Akerman

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich

I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear. — Gianfranco Zola

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It ain't that he's not interested in, like, persuasiveness, get me? He's interested in it. Like something in a jar. — China Mieville

His blue eyes twinkled like actual glitter. Like he went to Michael's, got a jar of it, and then poured it in his irises. "Ohhh, — Max Monroe

spoon, jar, jar jar spoon — Tommy Cooper

To Jar Jar Binks. I'm sorry everyone in the universe seems to hate you. — J.M. Darhower

My mother said the cure for thinking too much about yourself was helping somebody who was worse off than you. — Sylvia Plath

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. — Iggy Pop

My earliest childhood memory is watching the sunlight through a jar of amber full of wasps. — Amanda Harlech

I noticed Stucks was wearing - maybe ironically, possibly not - a T-shirt that read Save Gas, Fart in a Jar. — Gillian Flynn

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. — Zig Ziglar

Depression has descended like a bell jar around me. — Kristin Hannah

Body and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part. — Edward Young

He's not the brightest pickle in the crayon jar. — Me

If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding. — Steve Cropper

Then Mrs. confiscated my shiny glitter jar. Confiscate is the school word for yanked it right out of my hand. — Barbara Park

George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar. — Peter Mayhew

Dark Jar Tin Zoo's face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard Munch's "The Scream," only less colorful. — Jarod Kintz

I served everyone automatically, keeping a big smile on my face, but inside I felt like a jar lid that's been twisted on too tight. — Lee Weatherly

We were talking about The Bell Jar, because we were sixteen, and we wanted to be depressed in New York. — Deborah Willis

Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong. — Gail Porter

Not easy to state the change you made.
If I'm alive now, I was dead,
Though, like a stone, unbothered by it. — Sylvia Plath

And who do you think you are, running around leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart, who do you think you are? — Christina Perri

Thoughts were zipping around my head like fireflies in a jar, bumping into each other, blinking on and off. — Cameron West

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream. — Sylvia Plath

I wanted to be where nobody I knew could ever come. — Sylvia Plath

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman

I'm never going to get married."
"You're crazy." Buddy brightened. "You'll change your mind."
"No. My mind's made up. — Sylvia Plath

She was as hard to pin down as the last pickle in the pickle jar. — Anthony Marra

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is inaudible - until you hear it. And once you do, you'll never forget the sound of her voice. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The thought that I might kill myself formed in my mind coolly as a tree or a flower. — Sylvia Plath

It is the small trivial things in life that makes a human happy, like opening a pickle jar. — KanyaACoffman

The cleanest civilization I've ever seen ... and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt? — M.A. George

I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar. — Barbara "Cutie" Cooper

You know what rumors are like-like a jar full of moths. Once they escape, they're all over the place. — Rhys Bowen

I want the words you hold in your hand, lamplight in a jar. — Alice Hoffman

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am made, crudely, for success. — Sylvia Plath

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra. — Charlaine Harris

I sank back in the gray, plush seat and closed my eyes. The air of the bell jar wadded round me and I couldn't stir. — Sylvia Plath

He leans forward and presses a kiss to my cheek. It's so romantic and soft. I want to capture it in a mason jar and preserve it for later. — R.S. Grey

They were untamed, like thunder and lightning in a glass jar. You just knew, sooner or later, the jar would shatter into pieces. — Alyxandra Harvey

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? — Steven Wright

We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside. — Paulo Coelho

Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, or drop a jar of applesauce. — Natalie Goldberg

The word on the jar was RELISH. And he was glad he had decided to live. — Ray Bradbury

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There's a time I can recall
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach — Hilary Weeks

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It was a wine jar when the molding began: as the wheel runs round why does it turn out a water pitcher? — Horace