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My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work. — Janeane Garofalo

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together. — Janeane Garofalo

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much. — Janeane Garofalo

I'm not a disciplined writer. — Janeane Garofalo

You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well. — Janeane Garofalo

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' — Janeane Garofalo

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship. — Janeane Garofalo

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. — Janeane Garofalo

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.' — Janeane Garofalo

The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction. — Janeane Garofalo

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off. — Janeane Garofalo

Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit. — Lewis Black

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. — Janeane Garofalo

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating. — Janeane Garofalo

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena. — Janeane Garofalo

The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things. — Janeane Garofalo

There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'. — Janeane Garofalo

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. — Janeane Garofalo

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative. — Janeane Garofalo

I'm grateful for any opportunity to act. — Janeane Garofalo

Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals. — Janeane Garofalo

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views. — Janeane Garofalo

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back. — Janeane Garofalo

I am not a person that is particularly tethered to fashion, which I think is obvious to anyone who's seen me. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me. — Janeane Garofalo

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller. — Kristen Johnston

Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political. — Janeane Garofalo

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. — Janeane Garofalo

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down. — Janeane Garofalo

It's mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't really have a theatre background at all. — Janeane Garofalo

Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma. — Janeane Garofalo

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting. — Janeane Garofalo

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo

As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion. — Janeane Garofalo

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody. — Janeane Garofalo

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it. — Janeane Garofalo

Rejection kills, disappointment only maims. — Janeane Garofalo

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well. — Janeane Garofalo

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area. — Janeane Garofalo

I do not enjoy when people don't like me. — Janeane Garofalo

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness. — Janeane Garofalo

I've seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don't know how or why they do it. — Janeane Garofalo

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook. — Janeane Garofalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. — Janeane Garofalo

I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose. — Janeane Garofalo

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again. — Janeane Garofalo

Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer. — Janeane Garofalo

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!' — Janeane Garofalo

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. — Janeane Garofalo

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. — Janeane Garofalo

Is being an idiot like being high all the time? — Janeane Garofalo

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind. — Janeane Garofalo

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl. — Janeane Garofalo

I'd love to talk to Janeane Garafalo or Randi Rhodes or Stephanie Miller from Air America. I'm an Air American junkie; I listen to them every day. — Henry Rollins

Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel. — Janeane Garofalo

No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not! — Janeane Garofalo

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say
that the Bush Administration has been good for America. — Janeane Garofalo

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook. — Janeane Garofalo

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. — Janeane Garofalo

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. — Janeane Garofalo

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children. — Janeane Garofalo

Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy. — Janeane Garofalo

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations. — Janeane Garofalo

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in. — Janeane Garofalo

I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy. — Janeane Garofalo

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. — Janeane Garofalo

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. — Janeane Garofalo

If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult. — Janeane Garofalo

I despise in others my own characteristics. — Janeane Garofalo

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top. — Janeane Garofalo

Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting. — Janeane Garofalo

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American? — Janeane Garofalo

Being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice. — Janeane Garofalo

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. — Janeane Garofalo

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!" — Janeane Garofalo

What has Iraq done to us? — Janeane Garofalo