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Jam Quotes & Sayings

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Oh!' cried Neb, 'suppose it's jam!'
'I hope not,' replied the reporter. — Jules Verne

If I was a Mayor, I would sort the traffic out and that includes public transport. The traffic jams really get on my nerves. — Delia Smith

The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams — Evan Esar

There's no way that if you get participation out of a person can they say you didn't rock it. — Jam Master Jay

I'm huge into '90s rap. It's my jam. — Danielle Fishel

Boredom can be a very good thing for someone in a creative jam. — Stephen King

If you hate something, don't you do it too? — Pearl Jam

I watch him come, I watch him, and I don't move until he's almost upon me, and then I swing. I jam the vicious twist of the corkscrew into his neck. — Paula Hawkins

Do you wanna hear something sick? We are but victims of desire — Pearl Jam

I signed to Def Jam and within two months, I heard that Ja Rule was looking for someone to do a song with. — Christina Milian

Jam! I love my jam. I've just had a batch of it come through, I've been making it. — Kate Moss

Let's put the jam on the lower shelf so the little people can reach it — Ralph Yarborough

Why was it that jam always coated me so? — Catherine Gilbert Murdock

To quote one Valley sage, if your idea is any good, it won't get stolen, you'll have to jam it down people's throats instead. — Antonio Garcia Martinez

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow. — Diane Johnson

Then I just moved into being a DJ when that turned into the hottest thing. — Jam Master Jay

They own a shop of exotic jam. — Gina Marinello-Sweeney

You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam. — Brian Posehn

She's ... having an affair with a strawberry jam manufacturer? — Holly Smale

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam. — Larry King

My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees! — Carre Otis

You call me your girl one more time and I'm going to turn your gonads into plums and make jam out of them. — Kim Harrison

One problem with how we think about the Bible is that people tend to jam it into narrower categories, when in fact it is many things all at once. — David Plotz

Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him. — Tove Jansson

One can't be too dangerous, if they like to eat pancakes. Especially with jam on it. — Tove Jansson

Cheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good. — Georgie Henley

Science is my JAM. I am very excited to see where science and technological advancements will take us in the next few decades. — Benjamin Stone

Traffic in Joburg is like the democratic process. Every time you think it's going to get moving and take you somewhere, you hit another jam. — Lauren Beukes

Well, we have theatrical parties. It's not me singing. People like to get up and jam on the piano. — Liza Minnelli

A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam. — Frederik Pohl

It is incumbent upon us all to raise the bar, whether you are a multibillion-dollar international corporation or a mom-and-pop selling blackberry jam. — Howard Schmidt

I idolised bands like Pearl Jam and Smashing Pumpkins, who wanted to reach as many people as they could. — Nate Ruess

My first jam was at Hotel Diplomat opening for Hollywood. — Kurtis Blow

There is no doubt that I have lots of words inside me; but at moments, like rush-hour traffic at the mouth of a tunnel, they jam. — John Updike

You have a perfect right to consign us all to hell, rector, but you must allow us the choice of how we get there.
Raspberry Jam — Angus Wilson

I guess there are two things that make me like songs generally, of ours, and that is if they groove well, or if they have a jam that can go somewhere. — Mike Gordon

I play piano (bit of guitar) and I sing and I love to jam and harmonize with other musical people. — Jade Hassoune

Paint stuff and make jam. You're good at doing that. — Ed Sheeran

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again. — Jon Stewart

Every weekend I go to the guitar bar in Hoboken and do a jam session. — Steve Capus

There are never any traffic jams on the extra mile. — Brian Tracy

If politics left out the manipulation of money, I would perhaps view it more than a partisan traffic jam that never ends. — Zephyr McIntyre

If I complain about a traffic jam, I have no one to blame but myself. — Steve Wynn

Here's to Mulberry Jane
She made jam when she came
Somebody cut off her feet
Now jelly rolls in the street. — Lou Reed

Can't buy what I want because it's free. Can't be what you want because I'm me. — Pearl Jam

Make sure to save for the future and keep making money! — Jam Master Jay

Even today, skiffle is a defining part of my music. If I get the opportunity to just have a jam, skiffle is what I love to play. — Van Morrison

My life was over, finished, and I'd never seen Pearl Jam play live — Kristen Ashley

Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest — Diana Wynne Jones

That was the very heart of friendship ... your willingness to help each other in a jam, to take a friend's problems as your very own. — Elise Broach

There is never a traffic jam created from people going the extra mile — Jeff Dixon

As I grew up, I wasn't a great buyer of albums, but I really liked 'The Jam.' I like good musicians and loved the energy of their songs. — Anton Du Beke

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam. — Tre Cool

I know a few chords on the guitar, but I wouldn't be able do a show or even be part of a jam session with one. — Jake Shimabukuro

You can't land on the moon and say, Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam! — Eddie Izzard

Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle. — Jon Gruden

You can't jam change down the American people's throat. — Dennis Hastert

She 'didn't care much for reading', she said. Books were just a commodity that had to be produced, like jam or bootlaces. — George Orwell

My ideal city would be one long main street with no cross streets or side streets to jam up traffic. Just a long one-way street. — Andy Warhol

Why do you need to drive a Ferrari to get stuck in a traffic jam anyway? How do people afford these cars? — James Murdoch

There's no traffic jam on the extra mile. — Zig Ziglar

Mostly, I just like to write music and spend time with my family and friends and jam. — Aubrey Peeples

Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. — Floriana Lima

I got really into rock - soft, romantic rock was my jam. — Sara Bareilles

I really have never been concerned about being beautiful on-screen. That's just not my jam. — Claire Danes

We've been over this formation a thousand times so they better remember it or I'll jam bamboo up their arses. — Suzanne Wright

First, learn how to report traffic jams, then you can talk about football.
(on Bulgarian journalists) — Ivan Slavkov

I'll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love. — Charles Bukowski

And it's not that Pearl Jam was any more amazing than anyone else. I think we just liked who we were when they were who they were. — Caprice Crane

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest — Charles Barkley

Some of the jam we thought was for tomorrow, we've already eaten — Tony Benn

I can't do nuttin' for you man

Go lean on shells answer man
I can't do nuttin' for ya man
You jumped out of the jelly into a jam — Flava Flav

How I dressed in high school is the way we dressed. — Jam Master Jay

My family is full of musicians, and a couple of times a year we get together and jam at my cousin's studio. We improvise and have a great time. — Gabriel Macht

I change by not changing at all. — Pearl Jam

We're super fortunate in Pearl Jam to have such loyal fans ... who really want to come & see us play. — Stone Gossard

There are songs I really enjoy playing. I like playing "Say It" live because it's a long jam, kind of like shoegaze, so I do enjoy that. — Stephan Jenkins

I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.' — Hannibal Buress

Despite our enormous brains and jam-packed libraries, we germ hotels cannot expect to understand absolutely everything. — Kurt Vonnegut

Cancer - a more or less permanent traffic jam in the body. — Andreas Moritz

We may take breaks and do other things, but we feel we'll ultimately have Pearl Jam as a family. — Stone Gossard

People say they throwing a bboy jam but it is really a bboy competition, there's a difference! Call it the correct thing, please! — Skeme

Without sounding arrogant, A Crafty Cigarette is keeping the spirit of The Jam alive, self-belief, being imaginative and having Mod sensibilities — Matteo Sedazzari

Me + Love Songs on KOST=embarrassing car jam sesh. — Joanna Garcia

Should we consider the Exxon Valdez spill a "success," since it boosted GDP? ========== Culture Jam: — Anonymous

It's the faster bands that made me want to play guitar, bands like The Jam. — Graham Coxon

Some of my biggest moments have been in jam sessions, but I don't want to talk about them. There were always other people involved. — Coleman Hawkins

And she gave him a melting smile, the glutinous sweetness of which he devoured with the avidity of a diabetic who swallows a fatal spoonful of jam. — John Collier

I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever. — Jim Carrey

What I am
is tired of jam. — Russell Hoban

When 5150 came out rock was king. Post Nirvana and Pearl Jam 1996 is a different story. — Gary Cherone

No magnetic wombats, no flying hyenas, no catfish masquerading as samurai, and, MOST CERTAINLY, no Duku jam! — Gina Marinello-Sweeney

And it is not until the door is jammed that we begin to value the room. — Chirag Tulsiani

I live an hour from NASA's HQ in Washington, D.C., and sitting in a jam stresses me out. — Ellen Stofan

Phish is such a good band; they just make stuff up as a jam band. — Sharon Jones

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. — Jay Leno

I've never been a jam-band sort of musician. — Tom DeLonge

Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan, swingin' through your town like your neighbourhood spiderman! — Inspectah Deck

There was always a real reason for everything - why spoons tarnished, and jam furred, and people declined into God, or drink, or card games. — Edna O'Brien

The Law of Raspberry Jam: the wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets. — Alvin Toffler