Jackie Gleason Quotes
Collection of top 31 famous quotes about Jackie Gleason
Jackie Gleason Quotes & Sayings
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The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
— Jackie Gleason
Jackie Gleason said that comedy is the most exacting form of dramatic art, because it has an instant critic: laughter.
— Chuck Jones
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
— Jackie Gleason
I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.
— Jackie Gleason
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
— Jackie Gleason
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world.
— Jackie Gleason
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
— Jackie Gleason
How could you get angry with Jackie Gleason?
— Maureen O'Hara
I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show.
— Elvis Presley
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
— Jackie Gleason
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
— Jackie Gleason
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
— Jackie Gleason
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
— Jackie Gleason
I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.
— Jackie Gleason
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
— Jackie Gleason
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
— Jackie Gleason
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.
— Jackie Gleason
I wound up signing to RCA Victor as a trumpeter, guesting on shows like Jackie Gleason's Honeymooners.
— Frankie Avalon
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
— Jackie Gleason
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.
— Buddy Hackett
Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.
— Jackie Gleason
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
— Jackie Gleason
I always knew what I was doing.
— Jackie Gleason
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
— Jackie Gleason
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
— Jackie Gleason