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You're hammered, Jack!" Jenna yells back.
The male voice laughs. "Hammered Jack. Jack hammer. I'm a jackhammer."
"You're a jackass," she shouts — Chelsea Fine
The male voice laughs. "Hammered Jack. Jack hammer. I'm a jackhammer."
"You're a jackass," she shouts — Chelsea Fine
Why did that jackass have to sit next to me?
— Kody Keplinger
The title of the class was listed in fresh dark ink: Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass.
— Patrick Rothfuss
But maybe she'd always been this fucking adorable and I'd just been the jackass who never bothered to notice.
— Sarah Darlington
You stupid jackass," Ian said.
"Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer
"Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer
Is everything okay with you and Jackass over there?" "I can hear you," Seth replied, dumping the eggs in a heated skillet.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Why had she imagined he was attractive? He was absolutely the biggest, most complete and utter jackass she'd ever had the bad fortune to meet.
— Christina Dodd
i aint the sharpest knife in the drawer , but i know enough to know that if your gonna be dumb you have to be tuff... i
— Jose Torres
I have learned that one of the most important rules in politics is poise - which means looking like an owl after you have behaved like a jackass.
— Ronald Reagan
The thing about letting yourself fall in love with a jackass was - you might be in love, but he was still a jackass.
— Karen Robards
I haven't been with anyone since my break-up with Jackass. Yes, Jackass is his name. Officially.
— Adela Knight
But then, even with cuts, bruises and blood all over him, he looked like his jackass self again.
- Alex Gold — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes
- Alex Gold — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes
You look more of less the same."
She strode right past him. "And you still look like a jackass," she said sweetly. — Sarah J. Maas
She strode right past him. "And you still look like a jackass," she said sweetly. — Sarah J. Maas
Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
— Bill Engvall
You once asked if I told Maxon about you, and I did. He knows exactly what a spineless, ungrateful jackass you are.
— Kiera Cass
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.
— Jeanne Phillips
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
He's practicing his Constitutional right to be a jackass.
— Julie Miller
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
— Mark Twain
When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks.
— Patricia Neal
All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass.
— William Randolph Hearst
Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly.
— Tara Sivec
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.
— H.L. Mencken
Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
— Chris Jericho
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.
— Heinrich Boll