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You're hammered, Jack!" Jenna yells back.
The male voice laughs. "Hammered Jack. Jack hammer. I'm a jackhammer."
"You're a jackass," she shouts — Chelsea Fine

Why did that jackass have to sit next to me? — Kody Keplinger

The title of the class was listed in fresh dark ink: Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass. — Patrick Rothfuss

But maybe she'd always been this fucking adorable and I'd just been the jackass who never bothered to notice. — Sarah Darlington

You stupid jackass," Ian said.
"Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer

Is everything okay with you and Jackass over there?" "I can hear you," Seth replied, dumping the eggs in a heated skillet. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Why had she imagined he was attractive? He was absolutely the biggest, most complete and utter jackass she'd ever had the bad fortune to meet. — Christina Dodd

i aint the sharpest knife in the drawer , but i know enough to know that if your gonna be dumb you have to be tuff... i — Jose Torres

I have learned that one of the most important rules in politics is poise - which means looking like an owl after you have behaved like a jackass. — Ronald Reagan

The thing about letting yourself fall in love with a jackass was - you might be in love, but he was still a jackass. — Karen Robards

I haven't been with anyone since my break-up with Jackass. Yes, Jackass is his name. Officially. — Adela Knight

But then, even with cuts, bruises and blood all over him, he looked like his jackass self again.
- Alex Gold — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes

You look more of less the same."
She strode right past him. "And you still look like a jackass," she said sweetly. — Sarah J. Maas

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. — Sam Rayburn

Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall

You once asked if I told Maxon about you, and I did. He knows exactly what a spineless, ungrateful jackass you are. — Kiera Cass

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention. — Jeanne Phillips

The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass. — Albert Camus

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. — Lyndon B. Johnson

He's practicing his Constitutional right to be a jackass. — Julie Miller

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. — Mark Twain

When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks. — Patricia Neal

All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass. — William Randolph Hearst

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H.L. Mencken

Did you ever know that you're a jackass? — Chris Jericho

Any jackass can kick down a barn. It takes a carpenter to build on. — Sam Rayburn

An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass. — Heinrich Boll

They?" he said, sounding apprehensive.
"Me. They're like me."
"Don't be a jackass," Roswell said, but not meanly. "No one's like you. — Brenna Yovanoff