Jack Handy Quotes
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Jack Handy Quotes & Sayings
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This is a dumb quote.
— Jack Handy
Arrogance is the last thing to die
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
She'd been drinking jug wine steadily for four hours.
— Jonathan Franzen
I only know that I love you.
That's your misfortune. — Margaret Mitchell
That's your misfortune. — Margaret Mitchell
Only he who asks the question, will be able to hear the answer.
— Ali Ezzat Bigovich
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!
— Jack Handy
If I were to wish for two things, they would be as much bandwidth as possible and ridiculously fast browser engines.
— Matt Mullenweg
When you set out to take Vienna, take Vienna.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
— Jack Handy
That should have been my first kiss and every kiss after that.
— Daniele Lanzarotta
You have to be your biggest believer.
— Marina And The Diamonds